Zarra Muskuraein PLEASE :)

Ohh I’ll pray for her. And Ameen to your dua :slight_smile:

Re: Zarra Muskuraein PLEASE :slight_smile:

:slight_smile: :k:
haye ni siddrah bibi, kya haals?
:wave:

waqya sunaon ?? yeh aap nay mujh se kaha ?? :aq:

Re: Zarra Muskuraein PLEASE :slight_smile:

ji :hmmm:
koi funny si story :hmmm:

**Loove this joke, hope ke aap sab ke faces pe halki si muskurahat aa jae :

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference

"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."

Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued......
"Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates.
**

hahahahhaah !!!! lol :)

Re: Zarra Muskuraein PLEASE :slight_smile:

:rotfl: good one :cb:

that didnt bring a smile on face, lekin zoruN ki hansi :smiley:

chalo yaar meri jagah sidra nay suna diya koii prob tou nahe haii dp bhai ??

**
Hmdl Allah ka shukkar. aap sunao :)**

Re: Zarra Muskuraein PLEASE :slight_smile:

:nessy: It’s not dp Bhai ! It’s DP aapa :slight_smile:

aray ek baat tou btao ??

Re: Zarra Muskuraein PLEASE :slight_smile:

^lol joke to suna diya hai :phati:

nahin ab koi problem nahin hai :hmmm: siwai ke yeh ke aapne mujhe bhai ka darja diya :hmmm:

Main set :smiley:

Maine aaj itni bottlein khareedeiN hain juice ki :@:
cant wait to drink them all :yummy:

aifo hi main vi soching :hmmm:
why do people call me bhai here :confused:

do i sound like bhai log perhaps? :smooth:

ek aadi bottle idar vi butt saab :) ;)

ooopsss !!! inni vadi ghlati mein vi sochan log soch chkiun pe gaye ?? lol hahahah :wink:

Re: Zarra Muskuraein PLEASE :slight_smile:

yeh woh bottle nahin hai jo shayad aap samajh rahay ho :hmmm:
yeh fruit ke rass ki bottles :biggthumb:

aray aap se ek baat puch raah tha ??

tou aap konsi bottle kii baat ker rahe hein ??? :faizy:

mein bhii wohe maang raha hun !! :wink:

Re: Zarra Muskuraein PLEASE :slight_smile:

maine socha aap kaheen woh ghallat wali bottle maang rahe ho :nono: :lahol: