Zaroorat-e-bakri-e-rishta

This is the bakri/bakra match-making thread. Please find suitable matches for u’re bakra/bakri’s here. Please make note of the following:

  • Gupshup won’t be responsible for any bakra-couples that elope
  • Gupshup won’t be responsible for any zalim samajh that may come inbetween

-Gupshup won’t cover the wedding costs or supply meals

  • Gupshup won’t be responsible for any lost animals.

I’m looking for a suitable match for my baby bakri “Chanchal”, the bakra should have a green card and be settled in either the US or the UK. In dehaj I will give her silver anklets and red hearts that she wears on her head and that light-up at night.

I’m attaching a latest picture, if u know any bakra please post details and a recent picture as well.

Here she is on her 7th birthday:

ager couple meen sy koi eek qurbani deny ky liy teyar ho jay to bahir sy gosht buy ker ny ki zaroorat naheen rahy gi. :omg:

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Meera ji, it should be Zaroorat-e-rishta baraye bakri. :vivo:

PS: 7 Bakri years means she is BUDHI with fake teeth. Even her eyelashes, eye brows and beard are white. :o

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xeno dude'e

Name: Manchala
Age: 7.5yrs Old
Occupation: Union Leader for Pakistan’s bakra mandi association
Personality: A bit of a casanova
Bride requirements: should be fury & not moti tazi

For further details add manchala on facebook or mail him on [EMAIL=“[email protected]”][email protected]

u kidding me???
isko hamari bakri sy door hi rakhna—such trouble maker he is

(I will put up a picture later. Dont let go your bakras nuts!!!)

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**rishte ke liye bakri chaahiye yaa bakri ke liye rishta? the way u've written means:

rishte ke liye bakri kii zaroorat

jab k u meant rishte ke liye bakri chaahiye to phir aise likheN:

zaroorat-e-rishta baraaye bakri****

aur ise agar bahtar urdu meN likhnaa ho to [taa k bahtar bakre rishta bhejeN] to aise likheN lollllzzzzz:

zaroorat-e-rishta baraaye BUZZ

urdu men bakri ko buz kahte haiN isii liye Darpok insaan ko [kiuN k bakri bahooot Darpok hotii hai] BUZ-DIL kahgte haiN...bakri ke jaise dil waalaa :)**

I’m interested in him for my Chanchal, i’m just worried about his colored contact lenses :hmmm:

ab bakry ky baap ka kehna hy its a male.
Pehly bakri ki maan(ha ha) aur baap mil ker fesila to ker lo ky rishta bakrii ka chahey ya bakray ka

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Hello ji. I have 2 bakris ready to be wed.

The first bakri, Samia is 6 years old, she is a very beautiful and susheel bakri. Sab ki bohat izzat karti hain and bohat acha kanaa banati hai :slight_smile:

The second bakri is Tania, she is 7 years old. As you can see she is a little paronthi, she is very social and has a ‘bad bakri’ reputation. Laykin dil ki achi hain :@:

Please get in touch soon on 0800-I-LIKE-YOUR-BAKRI.

Shukria.


Mera Bakra Jawaan hogaya hai aur Mashallah Naukri per bhi laag gaya hai …Naam hai Janoo !

…Mein is ke liye susheel aur sughar Bakri dhoondrahi hoon jo achay khatay peethay gharaanay se taluq rakthi ho…haan hum jehaaiz kafi maangain ge akhir hamara ek loutha bakra hai :snooty:***

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Mahello mah namh is mahlchal. Mahill moh mahhrry mhee?

:@:

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***Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :faizy:

Aap apna number dein , hum aap ki bakri ko dekhnay arahay hain :chai:

Waisay omar kithni hai :hmmm:***

^

shyne aap log galdi aa gaey
bakir abhi teyar naheen hoi

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i think this thread is in bad taste and an insult to ibrahimi tradition...sorry but i had to express my view. thank you

Back to the topic..Xeno, I'm interested in u're baby for my bakri. Please send me furthur details. If everything goes well i'd like to invite you and him for chai & pakora's right after Eid.

Everyone here has a great sense of humour, no one else thinks it's in "bad taste"

Please elaborate how u think it insults anyone..

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kurbani ka time aa ghaya... suhaney khawab dekhana band kareen :@:

Aik Mujahid Sufi Bakra - Namaz roozay ka paband - Next year Hajj ke tiyaari - Naam NaMaloom - Umeer Bus theek se , ka liya aik awesome bakri derkaar ha .

Please call for further information 1-800-BAKRA-JAANU

Here if foto :@:

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:rotfl: