Zardari kii VASIYAT!

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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**Zardari kii vasiiyat hai k use diaper meN dafan kiyaa jaaye…

Bilawal ne poochha Daddy why?

Zardari bole: beTaa qabr meN farishte dekh kar ****PEE PEE PEE [PPP] leader kii pee-pee (PP) [pishaab] to nikal hii jaayegaa na!!!

**** :rotfl:**:rotfl: :rotfl::rotfl: :rotfl:

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that.just.wasn’t.funny

:S try again?

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lol :smack:

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ab ek baar hii lolaaye aur phir maathaa pachchii kar Daalaa :smiley: kahiiN tum PPP supporter to nahiiN? hehe :wink: :cb:

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hahaha if i was tou is waqt tumhare ghar ka pata kiya ja raha hota. :smiley:

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hahahaha…agar aisa hai to mujeh bhi apni vasiyat kar lenii chaahiye :smiley: vaise, mujhe maarne waalaa aaj tak koi paidaa nahiiN huaa kiuN k jiskaa moHaafiz Allah use maar sake na koye! :slight_smile:

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lol yeah.

yeah true “jako rakhe saayian, maar sake na koi”

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**wowwwwwww!!! you ko to Kabir Dass kaa dohaa bhii yaad hai :smiley:

honii to ho ke rahe, anhonii na hoye
jaa ko raakhe saaiNyaaN, maar sake na koye!!!**** :)**

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:hat:her achi cheez yaad hai.

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**waah…good for you…High School kii koii classmate yaad hai? :wink:

i LOVE Hindi ke dohe…they are so nice. :)**

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haan sab yaad hain.

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hahahaha. what? ROFL ur so cute

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merii class emN ek kashmiiran thii … chai sab larkoN se pee magar shaadii Professor saab se kar lii…kia waqa’ii Kahmiri be-vafaa hote haiN jaisa k moHaavarah hai k KashmiriyoN kaa Khoon safed hotaa hai…[of course, it’s just a phrase] :slight_smile:

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^hehe cuteeee. apey se bhi chai pe?

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lol us ne bas ulloun ko waqayi ullo banaya. haha :stuck_out_tongue:

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me ko ulloo kah rahe ho miyaaN? :wink: mujh amriikan ulloo ko bhii us ne desii ulloo banaa diyaa…mujh se to chai bhii pee aur cake bhii khaayaa :frowning: hehe :wink:

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haw u ne me ko bataya hi nahi ke u ne bhi chai pee thi us se. warna maine ullo ka khitaaab waapis le lena tha. chalo i’ll take it back now. :slight_smile:

waise khoobsoorat thi jo sab chai pilatey rahe?

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**ab Kashmiran thii to zaahir hai k Haseen o jameel hii thii :slight_smile: Kashmir kii kali thii :wink:

nahiiN maiN en usse chai nahiiN pii…us ne mujh se pee aur vo bhi rozaana :)**

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youn kaho ke apni rangat ki waja se baazi le gayi thi (aur shayad khado khaal/nain naqsh)…warna saari kashmiri larkiyan haseen nahi hain.

bil tou tumne hi pay kiya na.

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maiN ne to jitni kashmiran dekhiiN mA sabhii Haseen o jameel thiiN :slight_smile: bhai pay bhi kiyaa aur ulloo bhi banaa…magar a proud ulloo…unkaa saath rahaa yehii kia kam thaa :slight_smile: