Rajeev Gandhi decided to make sure that Zail Singh used logic whenever he said something…
RG: Do you know what logic is?
ZS: Isn’t it the name of that wrestler who our Dara Singh beat last week?
RG: No. Logic makes you a sensible man. Do you have a fish tank at home?
ZS: Yes, I do.
RG: There must be fishes in it then?
ZS: How do you know that?
RG: That is logic. If you keep a fish tank then you would be keeping fish in it, not your chickens.
ZS: That is great. I never knew that.
RG: Are the fishes live?
ZS: Yes, they are.
RG: Then there must be someone in you house who feeds the fishes?
ZS: How on earth you know that?
RG: Again logic. In a fish tank fishes cannot find their own food. That means there is someone who is feeding them.
ZS: You are great puttar. Why did not you teach me this stuff earlier!
RG: Who feeds the fishes?
ZS: My grand son.
RG: That means that you have a wife.
ZS: You have never come to my place. It must be that logic thing again, which told you this.
RG: Good, you are getting it now. Now if you have a wife and a grandson then you can not be a homosexual.
ZS: Although it is secret but it is true. Isn’t it the logic thing again?!
RG: Yes!
ZS: You have opened my eyes. Now none will ever say that I am not a logical man!
Now Zail Singh wanted to test his new skill. Who else but Buta Singh as the guinea pig:
ZS: Bute, twadde kar mein fish tank haiga?
BS: Nahin to.
ZS: To tussi homosexual ho!