Yousuf: I am the team's most in-form batsman. The team was nowhere before I took over

[Captain1]

@samb

I would say something… but I’ll get into trouble…

all I’ll say is that when I see a beard… I remember 900 mice, a cat eating them and then heading off to Hajj… and in Afridi’s case, the cat is still feasting on the mice and is yet to go for Hajj. seems like growing a beard gives you the license to be an ass in the team…

so are you saying Christians are eating the 900 mice?

I don’t remember Kamran wearing a beard unless its invisible to me and visible to you.