Your spouse goes behind your back and gets an obnoxious tattoo.

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Re: Your spouse goes behind your back and gets an obnoxious tattoo.

@Doppleganger

divorce her?

But seriously, tattoos on anyone is a pet peeve of mine. I wouldn’t especially want it on a woman, as I want as natural and hair free except head and eye brows as possible (ok no rolls of fat).

Imagine the extra tickles involved.