If your MIL had a blog and wanted to anonymously complain about you; out of all your terrible behaviors that irritate her, what would she write about first?
Re: Your present MIL
She’ll be like I wish I could kill this Gupshup site that teaches my DIL all the damn tricks to irritate me.
Re: Your present MIL
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Re: Your present MIL
How will she have a blog if she has never used a computer in her life? I’m almost certain, she wouldn’t even know how to turn the computer on if asked to do so.
Re: Your present MIL
Shes bloody too good .mere baitay ko phansa lia
Re: Your present MIL
This thread is in the series of hypothetical scenarios… so ASSUME she can write ANONYMOUSLY.
Anyways, this scenario is much more likely than “would you marry a Bulgarian orthodox jew guy who combs his hair to the left but likes to eat strawberries with yogurt?”
Re: Your present MIL
this is too funny .
Re: Your present MIL
Re: Your present MIL
Probably about me not making desi ghee keah parathay for her ladla especially in ramzan. She makes some heavenly parathay.
Re: Your present MIL
my would be saas would say:
“KKF is not gonna get married to my daughter as long as he is active on GS!”
Re: Your present MIL
Is the daughter waiting for you to log out?
Re: Your present MIL
i can give up the girl but not the GS! 
there you go…this is called addiction!
Re: Your present MIL
lol that would be fun. I will try to be the first one to reply/comment on her blog
I don’t clean like her and organize like her or make meethas.
جھوٹا
Re: Your present MIL
She doesn’t suck up to my in-laws and rich people in her weirdo social circle.
Re: Your present MIL
1> She would ask me to have kids ASAP
2> She would ask me to cook like she does, esp breakfast…meethas, I already make plenty
…and the list goes on and on…
Re: Your present MIL
…no mil at moment 
Re: Your present MIL
I am not like my mother, she chose me because of my mother but I am not even 1 % of her 
Re: Your present MIL
She would say “let go of the Shan masalay woman!”