Your message to a historical personality

Suppose you get a chance to talk to your most favorite or less favorite historical personaity. What would you say to him / her?

Game starts now!

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Ok.. Let me start:

To Ashoka the great: Thanks God you passed away, before watching Shahrukh Khan dancing on the song ' O re Kaanchi' :)

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To Subhani Ba Younus.

No body could do ghalib better than you, not even ghalib himself. :D

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To Indira Gandhi

I thought you were the most intelligent woman of the century until I read that you hired Sikh guards for your security besides launching operations like Blue star:)

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To Gaddafi.

What's with the girls body guards, dude?

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To Bahadur Shah Zafar

Hazoor jaan ki amaan paon to kuch arz karoon. Lillah agar aap ne shayari ki bajae amoor e hakoomat per dhayan dia hota to aaj jang e aazadi ghadar na kehlati :(

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To General Chiukov (of Stalingrad fame)

"Well done old boy, now whats your take on Iraq?"

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hazoor sirf jang ka baqaida elan hi kar daity to angreezon ko kabhi fatah hasil nahi hoti. he was lazy man, just sitting on the bed while his subordinates were willing to fight against east indian company.

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^ Well millitarily it was not his fault the Mughal empire had ceased to be a millitary power by that time. If only the earlier Tarodars had been allowed to hone thier trade. In the begining Indian guns were far better than anything the British possesd and some guns were superior up till the Industrial era of the 20's.

If you dont hone a technique or weapon then theres no point having it.

Which is why if I could meet Zahir Udeen Mohammad Babur I would tell him, you should have kept Ali Kuli's students in India and written down some of his teachings.

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To Shahzada Saleem (Jehangir) in a rapid fire round?

Anarkali or Noorjehan? :faizy:

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To Babar

You didn't like the atmosphere of India. Its water, its fruits... You kept on missing gardens of Samarqand & Bukhara and detesting heat of Agra, but not only you but your next generation stayed in India. Kia ye khulla tazad nahin?

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to bhutto :

y u married your daughter to zardari :(

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Is this message for ZA Bhutto or Nusrat Bhutto?

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**To Jodha Bai

**You are lucky enough that Aishwarya Rai portrayed you before her pregnancy. Nahin to log samajhte Rajput aurten moti hoti thin :hehe:

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:smack:

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Kia huwa .. ye kis ke liye msg hai?

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aapke liye:hehe:

come to TP one min

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Both

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Ganda hai par Dhanda hai yeh................:D

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@muqawwwee who is he?
tell me about his teachings...