Your Hidden Agendas - Indians only

As Irem has now busted our (Aejaz, Chandbeti, queer specifically, and unnamed others) secret in the other thread that we have hidden agendas and do not show our true intentions in the open, i think its time for us to compare notes and make sure we regroup and rework our strategy towards colonizing Pakistan. Please respond ASAP.

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Chup bay, I am working with Matsui on a plan to colonize India so we can reap maximum benefits from its explosive economy. Dont try to create problems for us by engaging in colonization of your own.

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ok

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I am thinking first we colonize through cheap Shah rukh Khan brand soaps and then bait and switch to Govinda bath oil.

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Matty, that is a start, now dont be spitting out all the agenda out in the open.... they have sniffers (see Verizon) you know..:D

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Not to forget our Anupam Kher shampoo ;)

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kaleem mian, from your posts it looks like a sense of humor or two would have a good market. where in lalukhet are you at again? how does 10000 copies of sardar banta's adventures with santa part 1 sound?

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Queer Sahib, I cannot disclose my location. If you insist on getting in touch with me, you must contact Matsui and he can provide you the necessary information. In the meantime, continue your aimless posts and I will check on you periodically.

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Kids, grow up!!! Let's plan about colonizing Mars.. forget these little tidbits of land on Earth, we have a whole planet to conquer.

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How abt Meera lipstick?

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I knew there was something weird about queer and that I could not put my finger on it.

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Yep, he does seem pretty queer.

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we have an agenda? irem..what is this buqwas? im a little insulted.

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yeah, as if desis are ever organized enough to actually have agendas. I would be offended to, its questioning your desi-ness

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besharmi! keep lewinsky outta this

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im not that desi mr fraudia..im pretty mainstream.

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Another post on periods, I am getting sick of it.

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That guy actually admitted on an interview on TV that in his days of going bald he tried many desperate things to keep his hair. One of the things he did (as suggested by some wise man of gotham) was to stand between the hind legs of a camel and wait for the camel to pee on his head and that would apparently heal his hair.

So a shampoo endorsed by him? Err…

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a desi in denial is still a desi :slight_smile:

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uh-oh beware the Injuns, save Rahul Dravid. :love: