was just going through sme quotes n read this one which i personally think is true to sme extent:cb:
They say men can never experience the pain of childbirth. They can…if you hit them in the goolies with a cricketbat for fourteen hours.
Jo Brand
so ppl share urs
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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
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^:rotfl:
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here?
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If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.
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Ul-Loo key dum fakhta.
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Men are like bank accounts without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
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In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.