Your Chance To Become A Bollywood Star*

read all about it >>>>

http://www.channel4.com/film/newsfeatures/microsites/B/bollywood/index.html

**channel 4 are launching a new show in the upcoming months, looking for budding young actors/actresses oping to m,ake it big in bollywood.

it’s basically a show a bit like a Pop Idols where prospective actors/actresses audition, a small group is selected, then they are flown to India, have some more tests and tuitions, and the final one(s) will work with film producer Karan Johar (srk’s best mate)!!!

Radio 1’s Bobby Friction is to help pick the next big Bollywood actor.

He’ll be one of the judges on a new Channel 4 show called ‘Bollywood star’ next year, and the winner will win a Bollywood movie deal.

The first auditions will pick 20 hopefuls who can dance in the Bollywood style, using a mix of bhangra and hip-hop moves, and lip-synch their way through songs in English and Hindi.

Six finalists will then get to travel to India to be styled and trained to dance and act properly.

The auditions take place in Birmingham on 7 & 8 December. Visit the Channel 4 website here for more details.

seriously all jokes and bashing aside if any 1 is interested there is a application form on the website (above) and its needs to be filled ina nd posted by the **25th of november!!! **

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You going, LUC?

nah' my mam would kill me if for arguments sake i became a actor in bollywood and did wat has to be done to become famous ;) ( u know wat me sayin' )

Go ahead apply, LUC. I'd vote for you. You've got ALL the required qualifications.

1) Lack of taste.
2) Total and absolute absence of taste

You'll be the next big thing: LUC Khan. good luck, mate. I shall sacrifice a hundred bulls in your honour.

ps. reminder: don't post the angry smiley - honestly doesn't scare me.

and that ^^ was supposed to get a reaction out of me :rolleyes:

try harder brov’

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nah' my mam would kill me if for arguments sake i became a actor in bollywood **and did wat has to be done to become famous ;) ( u know wat me sayin' )
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Are you saying you want to sleep with the directors and producers?

wow, LUC Khan. You’re a tough cookie - I thought I had you there. Darn, how will I ever get over the disappointment?

Way to deflate my ego mate, you’re a natural born disser. Now, I’m gonna go kill myself.

Good one LUC, Some self procliamed guppies think that only they have got the right taste. If someone else says same things about them, they will run to the feedback forum and open threads after threads :wink:

let uz chat# since you are the unofficial Representative of Bollywood...could you please forward my small request

What happen to all those busty bollywood heroines..this is so painful to see Indian girls so thin and flat...just look at our Pak actresses..Saima..Noor..why can't u guys get some chicks like that

Miss Universe/World are such a turnoff for me...these skinny girls only look good on Cereal boxes and Shampoos!

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Good one LUC, Some self procliamed guppies think that only they have got the right taste. If someone else says same things about them, they will run to the feedback forum and open threads after threads ;)
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sambrilian, run along. you heard the man. :) sami, this LUC dude constantly calls me moammer rana and makes fun of my "movie career". :) :) :) yes LUC i am really moammer rana therefore i start crying when you talk about my flop "movie career". dude, learn how to diss others when they attack you or you won't survive very long. I can't wait to see him out on the streets of karachi (oops, i meant bombay, afterall you are officially hindian now aren't you) getting his ass kicked. abey LUC you should seriously consider trying out for the next gadha hero of hindian films.

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small correction, he already has some bhindian up his ass. how else do you explain all these bollywood threads.

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sambrilian, run along. you heard the man. :) sami, this LUC dude constantly calls me moammer rana and makes fun of my "movie career". :) :) :)
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Rana jee,

I stopped lagging chichoray people's munh a long time ago. Otherwise, teaser, Spock and I have made people cry in KK. par matti pao yaar. :)

As far as the Moammer Rana issue is concerned, if I were you I would be honoured if LUC Khan actually insulted me. But apni aisi kismat kahan. :(

Waisay, LUC Khan I must say that you're a good sport. Now if only you had the ability to understand why we get on your case...

samrialian,,, mate
rakh the hath hola please :p

good God, the disease is spreading.

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go back to sleep mate!!! by the looks of things u need it BADLY!!!!!!

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go back to sleep mate!!! by the looks of things u need it BADLY!!!!!!
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Bhai Saheb, you were the one who hinted the idea with your homosexual eye winking.

^^ bhaijaan thick ppl didin’t get wat i mean’t by the eye wink, and in this thread there was only one thick individual who didn’t understand wat i mean’t and dats u know who… :ahaa:

LUC, there is no hanky panky in Bollywood if you stick to your principles. What fun if you try your luck and make it. All your dissers here will be claiming you as their langotia yaar. :hehe:

allah muaf keray Bollywood say

go for it LUC