I love puns, they’re just a clever way with words and nobody (I hope nobody) gets offended
Here’s some I learnt off Tumblr.
What the half rooti say to other rooti? I wish I was *puri ;D
*What did the police say to the egg theif? You are *unda *arrest
(Captain America 2 reference here) How much does it take to make Steve cry? One Buck.
I can’t remember anymore right now but anybody have any others? Please share! ^-^
Re: Your best puns?
I found these in net 
What is Bruce Lee's Favorite dog?
- Ju Lee
What is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?
- Mu Lee (Radish in Hindi) :k:
Who is the greatest fan of Bruce Lee?
- Malaya Lee
What does Bruce Lee like to have for lunch ?
- Tha Lee
What happens to the theatre once a Bruce movie is over ?
- Kha Lee
What is Bruce Lee's sister-in-law's name ?
- Saa Lee
Bruce Lee's favorite food
- Id Lee
Bruce Lee's favorite festival
- Diwa Lee
Bruce Lee's favorite holiday spot
- Mana Lee
Bruce Lee's favorite tree
- Im Lee
Bruce Lee's favourite Actress
- Sona lee
Bruce Lee's favourite Sweet
- ChamaKali
Bruce Lee's favourite Music
- Qawa lee :k:
What is Bruce Lee's most interesting job?
- Coo Lee (Coolie)
When did Bruce Lee die?
- Final Lee (finally)
How did Bruce Lee die?
- with a Go Lee (Goli=bullet)
all very funny! compiled by Pardeep Sethi
and he comments:Hamaareh Desi Jokes keh mehfil mein aapka haardik swagat hai! Dil tham kar baithiyeh aur hansi koh apneh hotton par bikharneh ka mauka deejiyeh. Fikar na karein, yeh saarey jokes vegeterian hain!