**TEACHER: BIJLI KAHAN SE AATI HAI?
STUDENT: MERE MAMOON K GHAR SE.
TEACHER: KAISE?
STUDENT: JB BIJLI JATI HAI TO MERE PAPA KEHTE HAIN SAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KAR DI!! **
**SHARABI: Doctor Sahib kia app meri sharaab choorwa saktay hain.
DOCTOR: keon nahi Insha Allah Zaroor Choorwa doon ga.
SHARABI: tu phir meray sath chalo police waloon nay 2 botlain meri pakar li hain. **
**Wife : kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian dey rahey thai
Husband: tumhey galt fehmi hoi hai
wife: kesi galt fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha… **
**Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye Switzerland janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas …**
****Man to Carpentar : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena chahti hai.
