You Must Think I’M Crazy!
Two guys are in mental instituition. One guy
says, ‘Hey, I know how we can break out of
here!’
The second guy says’ ‘Oh yeah, how?’
The first guy says,‘I’ve been thinking about
really hard ever since I saw that big search
light that goes around every night from the
airport. Here is what we do. First, we steal a
flashlight.’
The second guy says, ‘Hey, we don’t have to do
that, I’ve got one here that my kids sent me.’
The first guy says, ‘Great, then meet me out in
the courtyard, near the wall tonight, after
everyone goes to bed.’
So they meet out by the wall after dark.
The guy with the light asks the first guy.
‘Just how will this plan work?’
The first guy says, ‘It’s like this, you shine
the light up on to the top of the wall. I’ll
climb up the beam of light to the top. You throw
up the light and I’ll shine the beam down for you
to climb up. O.K.?’
The second guy ponders the plan a second and
then says, ‘Hey, just a minute. Do you think
I’m crazy or something? I know what you would
do. I’d get you up on top of the wall and throw
you up the light. Then, as I was half way up
you’d turn off the light!!’
“even if u r not hungry just be greedy”