You must be desi…
If you have a bought a video camera just before a Niagara trip and returned it after the trip.
If you are keep switching Internet Service Provider because the first month is free.
If the only reason you go to a temple/church/mosque on festivals is because there is free food.
If you keep comparing prices at best buy or circuit city for the cell phone you bought six months ago.
If you bought a Toyota or Honda car only because it has better resale value.
If you go back to your apartment for lunch.
If you know all the $1.50 theatres in your city.
If you ask for a small drink at fast food restaurant because the refill is free.
If you spent 2 days cleaning your apartment before leaving so you can get full security refund from your landlord.
If you don’t know any American or Canadian outside your work
If the lawyer handling your green card or Canadian citizenship is in your speed dial.
If you try to ignore all other unknown desi’s around you.
If you talk to Americans as if you represent your whole country.
If you frequent to yard sales every week.
If your dinner involves spreading newspaper on the living room floor.
If you are compelled to visit ever major city in north America, just so as to say that “Yes I have been there”
If you have a bucket in your bathtub.
If you have to borrow luggage from friends for a visit back home.
If the smoke detector goes off whenever you cook dinner.
If you use grocery bags as garbage bags.
If the office supplies mysteriously find their way in your house.
If you don’t want to buy a printer because you can always use the office printer.
If you decide to marry a girl/guy that your parents fixed you up with.
If you smell like a curry.
If you have Rin or Blue Ribbon (detergent soap cake) in your bathroom.
If you have taken pictures of your car and mailed to your folks back home.
If you know all of your friends salary.
If you tried to talk in a phoney accent with the newbie in the school.
If there are more that 4 guys living in a 2-bedroom apartment.
If you have cooking schedule in your kitchen cabinet.
If you spend at least 2 evenings in a week at Walmart.
If you split the tax from your common grocery bill.
i can now announce im a typical desi.