Watch this thread gets locked too because the mod couldn’t undersood half of it and thought I went over the Rated G jokes… Anyways, here it goes:
You might be a Desi if, you have a bought a video camera just before a Niagara trip and returned it after the trip.
You might be a Desi if, you keep switching your internet service provider because the first month is free.
You might be a Desi if, the only reason you go to a temple/church/mosque on festivals is because there is free food.
You might be a Desi if, you keep comparing prices at circuit city for the phone you bought six months ago.
You might be a Desi if, if you bought a Toyota or Honda car only because it has better resale value.
You might be a Desi if, you go back to your apartment for lunch.
You might be a Desi if, you know all the $.50 theaters in your city.
You might be a Desi if, you ask for a small drink at fast food restaurant because the refill is free.
You might be a Desi if, spent 2 days cleaning your apartment before leaving so you can get full security refund from your landlord.
You might be a Desi if, you don’t know any American outside your work
You might be a Desi if, the lawyer handling your green card is in your speed dial.
You might be a Desi if, you try to ignore all other unknown Desi’s around you.
You might be a Desi if, you talk to Americans as if you represent your whole country.
You might be a Desi if, you frequent to yard sales every week.
You might be a Desi if, your dinner involves spreading newspaper on the living room floor.
You might be a Desi if, you are compelled to visit ever major city in US, just so as to say that “Yes I have been there”
You might be a Desi if, you have a bucket in your bath tub.
You might be a Desi if, you have to borrow luggage from friends for a visit back home.
You might be a Desi if, the smoke detector goes off whenever your are cooking dinner.
You might be a Desi if, you use grocery bags as garbage bags.
You might be a Desi if, office supplies mysteriously find their way in your house.
You might be a Desi if, you don’t want to buy a printer because you can always use the office printer.
You might be a Desi if, you decide to marry a girl/guy that your parents fixed you up with.
You might be a Desi if, if you smell like a curry.
You might be a Desi if, you have Rin (detergent soap cake) in your bathroom.
You might be a Desi if, you have taken pictures of your car and mailed to your folks back home.
You might be a Desi if, you know all of your friends salary.
You might be a Desi if, you tried to talk in a phony accent with the freshmen in the school.
You might be a Desi if, there are more that 4 guys living in a 2-bedroom apartment.
You might be a Desi if, you have cooking schedule in your kitchen cabinet.
You might be a Desi if, you spend at least 2 evenings in a week at Kmart.
You might be a Desi if, you split the tax from your common grocery bill.
