You Might Be A Computer Geek If...

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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  • At Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one to find the burned out bulb in the string of Christmas lights.

  • Choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or to spend the money to upgrade your RAM is a moral dilemma.

  • Everyone else on the Alaskan Cruise is on deck gazing at the scenery and you are still on a personal tour of the engine room.

  • In college, you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure.

  • The salespeople at the local computer store can’t answer any of your questions.

  • You are at an air show and know how fast the skydivers are falling.

  • You bought your wife a new CD ROM drive for her birthday.

  • You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.

  • You can type 70 words per minute but can’t read your own handwriting.

  • You comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel.

  • You go on the rides at Disneyland and sit backwards in the chairs to see how they do the special effects.

  • You have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.

  • You have more friends on the Internet than in real life.

  • You know what http:// stands for.You look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids’ toys.

  • You see a good design and still have to change it.

  • You spent more on your calculator than you did on your wedding ring.

  • You still own a slide rule and you know how to use it.

  • You think that when people around you yawn, it’s because they didn’t get enough sleep, or they’re just equalizing air pressure on both sides of their eardrums.

  • You window shop at Radio Shack.

  • You’re both in the back-seat of your car, she’s looking wistfully at the moon, and you’re trying to locate a geosynchronous satellite.

  • Your laptop computer costs more than your car.

  • Your wife hasn’t the foggiest idea of what you do at work.

  • You’ve already calculated how much you make per second.

  • You’ve tried to repair a $5 radio.

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:D

You guys are all really funny.

I love Gupshup jokes forum.

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Re: You Might Be A Computer Geek If…

hahahahaaha

im a computer geek yes i am :queen: :smiley: :mash: :smiley:

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COME ON GUYS THATS ALL TURE IF U DONT LIVE IN MAGIC WORLD ;)

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:hehe:

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Some of it is shockingly true. :eek:

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:hehe: :k: