A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an
American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too. Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. “Because I am not an American.” “Then”, asks the teacher, “What are you?” “I’m a proud Canadian,” boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian. “Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I’m a Canadian too.” The teacher is now angry. “That’s no reason,” she says loudly. “What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?” A pause, and a smile. ”Then," says Kristen, “I’d be an American.”
heheeeeeeeeeeeee…what a joke…i can’t stop laughing…hehhehehahahhaaaaa…
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this is funny…
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Your Faith gives me strength
Your smiles wash away my sorrows
your touch heals my wounds
You are in my blood and my soul…
There is nothing more I want from this world but you my Messiah
auch!!! that was a good one
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hadharaam nikaabpoosh tangé waali makhi…
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hate american anyways, this brought a smile on my face
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Who needs a brain when I got the fist 
Moved to a new section: Excellent jokes!
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Umer, the Pakistani Brain of Austria
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i agree lol
yep this indeed is ** PAK.ORG ** expected nothing less
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u canadians..kya kya kehtay rehtay hain dil khush karnay ko becharay
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<::~Is thaT all You got? ::~I’ll Take youR best Shot~::>
Moving to jokes ...
heee heeee.....
Did it touch a sensitive spot there aJ!!
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Is it progress when a cannibal uses a knife and fork?
Lol
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**The beginning of love is to let those we love be perfectly themselves, and not to twist them with our own image - otherwise, we love only the reflection of ourselves we find in them. **