YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM CANADA WHEN...

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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  1. You only know three spices: salt, pepper, ketchup.

  2. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

  3. Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.

  4. You’ve taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.

  5. Driving is better in the winter because pot holes are filled in with snow.

  6. The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.

  7. You find -40c a “little chilly.”

  8. The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.

  9. You perk up when you hear the theme from ‘Hockey
    Night in Canada.’

  10. Either everything is “great” for you or “it sucks.”

I’m Gonna Be The Champ
The Way I Wanna Be

Rude Boyz Rulez

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I am not from Kanada:)

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  1. driving on highway you meet more animals then cars...

Your Faith gives me strength
Your smiles wash away my sorrows
your touch heals my wounds
You are in my blood and my soul...
There is nothing more I want from this world but you my Messiah

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haha that one was cool

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LOL!

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Is it progress when a cannibal uses a knife and fork?

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hehe..hehe..some are actually very true

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if u want to know kae someone is from canada or not, to?

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~yeh noor ke sholay uthtay hain, mera hee dil garmanay ko
jo bijli ufak main chamki hai, chamki hai mere taRpanay ko~

Apnay akailay pan ka main kis say gila karoon
Jis ko bhi murh kay daikha woh tanhayOon maiN hay~