you buy a load of Christmas decorations *after *Christmas when they’re on sale!
Add more, por favor! 
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When you enter the room the whole room starts to smell like curry.
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When you cant catch a cab without every driver claimign to know your Grandpa from the War 
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You know you’re desi when…
…you think paracetamol is the cure to everything 
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you keep the boxes for everything you buy...........in case you have to return it............but you don't have a warranty
Re: You know you’re desi if
Lame. 
mere sir de utto nang gaya!
haha nice one! 
lol or you leave the tag on!
You know you’re desi when you can’t survive without roti.
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when eveyrthing tastes better with chat masala and hot sauce is used instead of ketchup
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When you still haven't taken of covers of the new sofa or any new thing :D
Re: You know you're desi if
ufff i had a whole list of these.
umm your parents dont accept anything less than an A
you've had paratha or the works of a desi nashta in your lunchbox
anything refrigerated is apparently 'nice and fresh'
your mum makes you call any random desi 'aunty' and 'uncle'
you've walked out the house with this weird curry scent up your nostrils.
you know what a chappal is. heck you know what it feels like.
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^ so true
Or when your whole khandan goes to pick or drop someone off at the airport
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When you take hot food that that reeks into the cinema…i’ve only ever taken in burgers and fries or meatball subs…but samosa chaat and kebab and parathay are next on the list! 
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when you are at GS
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when your family constantly passes judgment upon other families!
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when you hit your children!!
when you have no sense of others privacy!!!
being a girl, when you shake hands with your friends
when you think webs like facebook are really bad (or haraam in other words)!!
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That reminds me: When you don’t know how to greet girls at family gatherings, esp if you are in your teens or early twenties!
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wen u put ur daals n other stuff ina completly different box
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Your TV , Microwave , and all the electronics you bought 10 years ago still have their protective screens on them to preserve their resale value. Because you want to make sure that you get good price when you want to sell them and buy a new one. Heck your remote is still in its original plastic bag to preserve its resale value.
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Or it’s wrapped in cling film.
There was a long list going around, funny stuff but true in most cases.
Your whole family could populate a tiny island.
You get an A* in exams and your parents say ‘do better next time, beta’
You did a degree in Maths, yet somehow you think you can squeeze in 15 people into 5 seater car.
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I used to do that in Pakistan. The cars there are flexible or Allah key barkat hoti hay. Here it is against the law as everybody in the car has to wear seat belt. 