You Know You’re Addicted to the Net When
You Know You’re Addicted to the Net When..
All your friends have @ in their names
You can’t call your mother…she doesn’t have a
modem
Your spouse makes a new rule… Computers don’t
come to bed.
You laugh at people with 2400 modems
You start tilting your head to smile 
Your phone bill comes to your house in a box
You find your self typing com after every period
You start introducing your self as
‘[email protected]’
“even if u r not hungry just be greedy”