You Know Your are Fat When...

are you ready???

  • You dance and it makes the band skip.
  • You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.
  • You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
  • Your driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other side.”
  • You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture.
  • You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.
  • You could sell shade.
  • You need an appointment to attend an ‘open house’

:devil:

Re: You Know Your are Fat When…

oh maaaaaaan.

its like reality slapping me in the face! :cb:

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hahahah

Re: You Know Your are Fat When…

:yukh: iiiieeeeuuuwwww…:yukh:

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^ i know you tried it ;)

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:konfused:

:hehe:

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nooo.. :smash: juz by imagining it..:yukh:

Re: You Know Your are Fat When...

how about you use the driveway to iron your cloths