· You’ve sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for 3 different organizations.
· Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.
· You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.
· You learn about your layoff on the news.
· Your supervisor doesn’t have the ability to do your job.
· Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the developing countries’ gross national products combined.
· It’s dark when you drive to and from work.
· Communication is something your section is having problems with.
· You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor.
· Free food left over from meetings is your main staple.
· Being sick is defined as “can’t walk” or “in the hospital.”
· You’re already late on the work task you just got.
· You work 200 hours for a $100 bonus check.
· “Vacation” is something you roll over to next year, or a check you get every January.
· Your relatives and family describe your job as “working with computers”.
· Your business cards are no longer correct just one month after you receive them.
· You have every “Cup-A-Soup” brand known to man in your desk drawer.
· You have no hobbies that do not involve an electronic device.
· During any outside-of-work event that vaguely resembles a social activity,
your co-workers out number your family members.
· “Shopping” is something you do in the duty-free.
· You must fill in your own job performance evaluations and target goals because no one else really knows what you do anyway. Besides, the HR Department was outsourced last month.
· Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you’ve lost your best jokes.
· You read this entire list and clearly understood it.