YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005, WHEN..
- You accidentally enter your password on the
microwave - You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
- You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of four.
- You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
- Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is ;that they don’t have e-mail addresses.
- You go home after a long day at work and still answer the phone
>in a business manner. - You make phone calls from home and accidentally dial “9” to get t;an outside line.
- You’ve sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three;different companies.
- You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o’clock news.
- Your boss doesn’t have the ability to do your job.
- You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see ;if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
- Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of;the screen.
- Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t have ;the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for ;panic and you turn around to go and get it.
- You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
- You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
- You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.
- Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward ;this message.
- You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
- You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on
AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING AT YOURSELF.