You know you are Lahori …

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Re: You know you are Lahori …

@Dhoti_Main_Dhamaka

• The morning rush hour is from 6am to 12pm The evening rush hour is from 2pm to 9pm. Saturday’s rush hour starts Friday morning.

• You buy anything and everything from Al-Fatah.

• Your ‘maassee’ and driver have taught you fluent Punjabi.

• Your uncivilized next door neighbor just bought a BMW because he deals in property.

• A really souped up Civic stops next to you and instead of a groovy exhaust sound, the woofers blare out an Abrar number.

• At least one of your friends is a Butt.

• The people in your local Gourmet Bakery know you by face.

• The only solution to boredom is eating out.

• All directions start with, ‘Go down to Main Boulevard’.

• You think it’s okay to wait 5 hours in the queue for Bashir’s Fish in Mozang because he only opens 6 months in the year.

• Its quite all right to run a red light if the traffic policeman doesn’t have a bike to chase you.

• When someone asks you ‘’Bhai yeh Fortress kahaan hai?’’, you spread an evil grin on your face and send him to Johar Town.

• If you are hungry at 3 in the morning, you go to Coffee Tea & Co in your pajamas instead of walking to your kitchen.

• Your cousins from Karachi ask you about Food Street and you say, ‘I went there back in 2003.

• Your winning argument about how Lahore is better than Karachi is ‘Lahore Lahore aey’.

• Your childhood dream of attaining higher education was to go to Aitchison or Kinnaird.

• You always thank the rude shop owner because he actually let you buy something from his shop

• You know it’s inevitable that you’ll be challaned on Mall Road.

• Your cousins from America ask you about malls and you’re like ‘Yeah we have Pace, but I never go there’.

• You go to the Daewoo stand more than the airport.

Feel free to add more…

Yeah Exactly Everything is True :k:

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