You know you are Lahori …

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  • The morning rush hour is from 6am to 12pm The evening rush hour is from 2pm to 9pm. Saturday’s rush hour starts Friday morning.

  • You buy anything and everything from Al-Fatah.

  • Your ‘maassee’ and driver have taught you fluent Punjabi.

  • Your uncivilized next door neighbor just bought a BMW because he deals in property.

  • A really souped up Civic stops next to you and instead of a groovy exhaust sound, the woofers blare out an Abrar number.

  • At least one of your friends is a Butt.

  • The people in your local Gourmet Bakery know you by face.

  • The only solution to boredom is eating out.

  • All directions start with, ‘Go down to Main Boulevard’.

  • You think it’s okay to wait 5 hours in the queue for Bashir’s Fish in Mozang because he only opens 6 months in the year.

  • Its quite all right to run a red light if the traffic policeman doesn’t have a bike to chase you.

  • When someone asks you ‘’Bhai yeh Fortress kahaan hai?’’, you spread an evil grin on your face and send him to Johar Town.

  • If you are hungry at 3 in the morning, you go to Coffee Tea & Co in your pajamas instead of walking to your kitchen.

  • Your cousins from Karachi ask you about Food Street and you say, ‘I went there back in 2003.

  • Your winning argument about how Lahore is better than Karachi is ‘Lahore Lahore aey’.

  • Your childhood dream of attaining higher education was to go to Aitchison or Kinnaird.

  • You always thank the rude shop owner because he actually let you buy something from his shop

  • You know it’s inevitable that you’ll be challaned on Mall Road.

  • Your cousins from America ask you about malls and you’re like ‘Yeah we have Pace, but I never go there’.

  • You go to the Daewoo stand more than the airport.

Feel free to add more…
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Re: You know you are Lahori …

:eek: itni lambi list :hayaa:

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Re: You know you are Lahori …

kya humko add more kernay k ilawa koi aur kaam nahi hai

jitni likh di hai, kaafi hai :snooty:

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Re: You know you are Lahori …

Just Wowwwww :eek:
I love Lahore :slight_smile:
Missing lahroi nashta :bummer:

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Re: You know you are Lahori …

Yeah Exactly Everything is True :k:

Proud to be a Lahori :jhanda:

Lahore Lahore ayeeeeee :jhanda:

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Re: You know you are Lahori …

Lahore :frowning:
I wana spend few years of my life there :frowning:
lahore lahore aay :jhanda:

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Re: You know you are Lahori …

Wow great to hear that from you :jhanda:

Me love lahori nashta too :jhanda: :yummy:

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Re: You know you are Lahori …

well ok

me also proud to be a lahori too :meeno:

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Re: You know you are Lahori …

Lahori nashta :yummy: :bummer: lahori nashta main …> :hehe:
n lahori , :rotfl:

lahore :jhanda:

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Re: You know you are Lahori …

Lgda tuanu bara pta Lahore da :rolleyes: :faizy: :jhanda:

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Re: You know you are Lahori …

No, i dun know :bummer;
I neva been there :frowning: that’s what you wana here :pcg: :@:

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Re: You know you are Lahori …

Wow korn jee thats really cool :jhanda:

Lahori rocks :yahoo:

What ?? u never been to Lahore :bummer:

Jinay Lahore nhe Wekheya O Jamiya e nhe :nahi:

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Re: You know you are Lahori …

I have been there that’s why i know about lahore :sannan:

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Re: You know you are Lahori …

is thread ka naam hona chahiye tha… a tribute to Lahore :wink:

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Re: You know you are Lahori …

Next time u come do inform me i will show u the true lahore :rolleyes: :@: :wub: :jhanda:

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Re: You know you are Lahori …

ok, that is so nice of you lahori :smiley: :wub:
jeenda raeh :jhanda:

:omg:

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Re: You know you are Lahori …

Ur the Mod u can change the title :wink:

Tusi vi sada khush rahwo :@: :wub: :jhanda:

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Re: You know you are Lahori …

Whenever you have a fight the other guy says: "Tu gawalmandi a ja!"

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Re: You know you are Lahori …

vahan kia hota hi

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Re: You know you are Lahori …

but nov a daz ppl say "tou skype ya MSN par aa ja " :omg: :rotfl: