people from crappy cities fight amongst themselves to show that they are better than each other
you see more political party flags at political rallies than national flags
you see more politcal party flags at expat rallies than Pakistani flags
traffic lights serve as mere suggestions or recommendations to stop
brakes, horns and high beams are interconnected on cars
add your own 
Re: you know you are from Pakistan when
when u hear about bomb blasts every other month killin dozen ppl in seconds 
when you make fun of FOBs n their english
Re: you know you are from Pakistan when
wen u know to run away from aunties
Re: you know you are from Pakistan when
we ran out of ppl who can really lead the country, same ol' priministers coming oer n again for 3/4th time
Re: you know you are from Pakistan when
when something liek bassant results in injuries and deaths each year
when the road is shared by BMWs, gadha garri, thella, rikshaw, overloaded bus, military jeeps, motorcycles, bicycles and pedestrians, all at the same time
Re: you know you are from Pakistan when
When best entertainment people have ,in the markets, is to stare at veiled women.
Re: you know you are from Pakistan when
you see a sign that says:
“PAAN EATING AND SPITTING IS PROHIBITE” 
(pic taken in Karachi, can’t remember the name of the mall)
Re: you know you are from Pakistan when
when you wake up in the morning with the “na’rae” of salesperson “kadooo lay louuuuu aloo gobhi lay louuuuuuu tindayyy bhi hainnnnnnnnnn”
Re: you know you are from Pakistan when
When you think the person speaking arabic is holy by default!
When you buy your groceries from Aldi and clothes from pakistan for the entire year!
When you make sure to pack every ounce when traveling to pakistan!
When you think Toyota makes the best cars!
When you compare currencies on a weekly basis and think you're rich when the rate goes up!
When you think i'm Pakistani too because i know so much about it (Assumption is our national trait)
Re: you know you are from Pakistan when
Ok
Try translating “paan khana”
Re: you know you are from Pakistan when
no no you quoted too soon, pal. =]
The funny part is that they even HAVE to put this sign up. I mean if you're indoors it should be common courtesy to not spit paan on the floor. And it's also funny that they misspelt "prohibited" as "prohibite" :D
Re: you know you are from Pakistan when
#1. you should have told them the ENGLISH word for Paan… How ignorant those people are, man!
#2. Did you ask them, if “D” was erased later or was never put at the end of “PROHIBITE” …??
Re: you know you are from Pakistan when
when you never miss a chance to go to airport on saturday to see desi girls n their outfits 
…
when u put ur leftovers in empty ice cream cartons
You keep staring at another Desi whom you don’t know
Re: you know you are from Pakistan when
when we need a THREAD for reassurance… 
Re: you know you are from Pakistan when
exactly!
And phatima they do get their point across.
Common courtesy hahahahaha I mean people scratch "them selves" while talking to you.
Usually I tell them "take a shower dude"
Re: you know you are from Pakistan when
whats the ingleesh for 'Phajjay day paayay' and Naswaar ? :s
Re: you know you are from Pakistan when
^ hehehe true
Re: you know you are from Pakistan when
#1. Peter’s Legs 
#2: Nasa War 
Re: you know you are from Pakistan when
even if we translate "Phajjy ky paye"
its like
"chopped of anckle of Mr. phajja" I mean phajja could only sold it once.
Re: you know you are from Pakistan when
edit. not worth my time. =)