lolz I landed on this interesting Facebook community titled, “you know you’re from Lahore when”.
The red ones are what I can absolutely relate to ah well those are almost all of them.
The first 15 channels on your cable are dedicated to stage shows mujras
The morning rush hour is from 6am to 12pm. The evening rush hour is from 2pm to 9pm. Saturday’s rush hour starts Friday morning.
You buy anything and everything from Al-Fatheh
Your Massi and Driver have taught you fluent punjabi
Your broke ass next door neighbour just bought a BMW cuz he deals in property
A really souped up civic from tokyo drift stops next to you and instead of something groovy, the woofers blare out himesh rishamya
One of your friends is a butt
The people in your local Gourmet Bakery know you by face
Attended a shaadi that had to have a mujra
The only solution to boredom is eating out
All directions start with, “Go down to Main boulevard”
You think its okay to wait 5 hours in line for Basheer’s Fish in Mazang, cuz dude! he only opens 6 months a year
You go to Shahjamal every thursday to smoke weed with pappu sain
Its okay to run a red light if the traffic police dude doesnt have a bike to chase you
When someone asks you ”bhai yeh fortress kahan hai”, you have an evil grin on your face and send him to johar town
If your hungry at 3am, you go to CTC in your PJ’s instead of walking to your kitchen
Your cousins from karachi ask you about food street and your like “yeah i went there back in 2003″
Your winning argument about how lahore is better than karachi is ‘Lahore laa hour aaye’
Your childhood dream of attaining higher education was from Aitchison or Kinnard.
You always count the change before you leave shop, beacuse all shop keepers rip you off.
You always thank the rude shop owner because he actually “let you buy something from his shop”
You know that its in evitable that you’ll be “chalaned” on mall road.
Your cousins from america ask you about malls and your like “Yea we have Pace, but i never go there”
You go to the daewoo more than the airport
Hmmm thats an interesting list, told from the POV of someone whos lived their all their life..different than the "you know u've visited Pak/you're an ABCD" list..
^ yeah. I did go to a shadi and they did arrange a mujra. I had never seen anything like it so I was really surprised.
Nobody in Lahore tells you the right directions to a place.
Lahore is all about eating out. There are restaurants in between houses. lol.
Shop keepers are actually very rude and we were "chalaaned" four times on Mall Rd. lolllll.
Yes, I did have to go to Daewoo station and I had no idea what Daewoo was. :D And yes the rush hour is endless.
lol well i hate mujhray and when they come at the wedding uninvited and ask for money and create a scene:rolleyes:
lol at directions:D
i know and thats why i love lahore!!! the food! and i am proud to say our restaurants are part of lahore too!!! MM Alam Road rox!!!
freddy’s rocks! kings and queens rocks!! chaman ice cream rox!!
^ HHL, aap mere peechay kyon paray hain? Kia bigaray hai maine. Main bohat unkareeb aap ke liye cafe main ek thread kholne wali hoon us main sirrf danday danday honge aur aap ka sir..
I had to pick up a friend. lol.. Freddy’s is too expensive. I went to too many restaurants, I can’t even remember all. Right now I can recall going to Mirchi and Dhaba next to it. loll.
I had to pick up a friend. lol.. Freddy's is too expensive. I went to too many restaurants, I can't even remember all. Right now I can recall going to Mirchi and Dhaba next to it. loll. :D
lol oh ok, freddy's is expensive really? then how come restaurant is full all the time? lol did u go to cock and bull? they have nice shawerma even though my mom was getting irritated by the restaurant's name lol
did u go to village?
I did go to Village and it was awesome!! I absolutely loved it. Freddy’s is really expensive, their steaks are in thousands of rupees. I am not into food, I haven’t fully developed my taste buds yet (I have been told that). I recall going to Nando’s.. umm..
.. I think HHL wohi hai jis ki ice cream main devon per leker bhaagi thi.. 
I absolutely loved it. Freddy’s is really expensive, their steaks are in thousands of rupees. I am not into food, I haven’t fully developed my taste buds yet (I have been told that).