You know you are a desi when you
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Say open or close the light.
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Say chok-o-late instead of chocolate.
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Say Hullo instead of Hello.
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Say Vot instead of What.
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Everything you eat is sautéed in garlic, onion, chili and tomatoes.
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Try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil. ( *Nahinnnnnnnnnnnnnn *
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You try to eject food particles from between your teeth by pressing your tongue against them and making a peculiar noise like, tshick, tschick, tschick or pphht.
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Nibble at a toothpick like dessert (Two words. Paan & Karachi. The rest is best left unsaid. Well, not really, but you see what I mean :D)
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Say hello by simply raising your eyebrow.
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Automatically shorten peoples name even though they are already short. Know some one named either, bobby, inky, pinky, chinky, or tinku.
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Are standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the airport. (Yes. Guilty as charged :D)
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Arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it’s the norm.
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Snap your fingers while dancing in a group.
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keep em coming in Dhobi_Bhai