You know you are a desi when
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You can pack your stuff to fly to any corner of the world within minutes.
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You can survive under drastic conditions by eating vegetarian food.
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You can change your English accent to suit any other accent.
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Your telephone bill does not go below $200.
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You do not fix up an appointment to meet a friend or a girl friend.
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You can drive on the left side or right side of the road with equal ease.
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You do not give any thought spending $19,000 for buying a brand new Honda Accord.
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You know at least 3 languages.
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You are obsessed with your work rather than your body.
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You do not mind spending 2000$ a year for going to India/Pakistan or getting your parents here.
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You find it no big deal buying your friend a cup of coffee.
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You enjoy coming on the weekends to work.
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You know ORACLE and your parents and wife are familiar with the words "DEVELOPER 2000 FORMS 4.5’.
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You are shocked with disbelief when someone talks about divorce.
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Your pay check has a figure which is much higher than an average american’s pay check.
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You are a graduate.
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You can pick up any software in a day and claim an experience of a couple of years on it.
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You never speak English except when talking to an American or a Tamilian.
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You are standing at one corner of a discotheque waiting for some girl to come and ask u for a dance.
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You keep staring at another desi whom you don’t know.* (Smile, smile, smile** :D)*
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You have your lunch box packed in a plastic cover.
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You are never spotted with a female except for your wife or colleague in the office.
… And last but not the least …
You are a desi if you disappear one fine day ditching your employer and client casually!
