Husband sent a text to his wife at night
“Hi, I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.”
After a while, he sends another text
“And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month…I’m getting you a diamond necklace”
She immediately texts back
“OMG really?”
Husband replied
“No. I just wanted to make sure you got my first message”.