How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn’t work?
A Stick
What Do You Call Santa’s Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
What’s The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
What’s The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, “Whack, Dang!”
A Bad Skydiver Goes, “Dang! Whack.”
How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody’s Gonna Lose A Trailer
and the best prize goes toooo
Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers. :nono: 
Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile !! 
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Anyone Can Roast Beef.
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^^ haha yea i gotta admit…that one was teh funniest…
thanQ 4 sharing 
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What Do You Call Santa’s Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses
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Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
this one was cute :)
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What’s The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, “Whack, Dang!”
A Bad Skydiver Goes, “Dang! Whack.”
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good....
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:k: Good ones,