A man passed away and went to Heaven. Upon arriving at the pearly
gates, St. Peter said, “Come on in. I’ll show you around. I really
think you’ll like it here.” Walking through the gates, the man
noticed that there were clocks everywhere. It appeared that Heaven
was nothing more than a giant clock warehouse. Surprised at how
Heaven looked, the man asked St. Peter "what’s the deal with all the
clocks? "St. Peter replied, “they keep track of everybody on earth.
There is one clock for each person. Every time someone tells a lie,
this clock moves forward one minute. For instance,this clock belongs
to Sam, a used car salesman. If you watch it closely,it will move
any second.” Click! The minute hand on Sam’s clock moved forward one
minute. Click! It moved forwards another minute. “Sam must be
closing on a deal right now,” said St. Peter. “The minute hand on his
clock moves all day long.”
The man and St. Peter continued walking and soon came across a clock
covered with cobwebs. “Whose clock is this?” asked the man. That
clock belongs to the Widow Audrey. She is one of the finest persons
on earth. I bet her clock hasn’t moved in a year or two."
They continued walking and touring Heaven. The man enjoyed watching
the clocks of all his friends. When the tour was finally finished,
the man said,
“I’ve seen everyone’s clock but one! Where do you keep President
Clinton’s clock?”
St. Peter smiled and said, "Look up there. We use his for a ceiling
fan.