You can be dead sure the person is Sardar when he:

  1. puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind.
  2. gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
  3. sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
  4. tries to drown a fish in waters.
  5. thinks socialism means partying.
  6. trips over a cordless phone.
  7. takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
  8. at the bottom of the application where it says “Sign Here” he puts
    “Scorpion.”
  9. studies for a blood test and fails.
  10. sells the car for gas money.
  11. misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
  12. drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, “Airport left”, he
    turns around and goes home.
  13. gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.

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PS: No Offence to anyone

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** Of all the things I’ve lost^^^I miss my MIND the most!**

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waitin 4 raniz entry…


Alf Allah Chunmbay Di Booti…Mere Maan Vich Murshad Lai Huu..
Naffi Asbaat Da Paani Mallaya…Har Raggay HarJai Huu
[Sultan Bahuu]…

WICKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
but i didint get num8?


E.I E.I E.I
Whats PUMPIN tonight
.......E.I
Its not the heads i TURN .ITS THE HEADS I DONT TURN
.........E.I

zodiac sign=sign instead of
person’s signature=sign ..

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Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

You know that person is muslim:

When he stinks when u go near him
His wife walk 5 feet behind him
He hates and bad mouths everybody
He hates Americans but still lives in their country
He has no brain to understand
He has no manners to respect anybody
Making fun of people is their fav pass time
He hates Indians and bad mouths them constantly
He loves racists jokes feels powerful by putting others down..
He is very jealous of people who don't even live in their county
Has no sense of humor or any ethnic jokes
Is product of a system that teaches them to hate others

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u 4got 2 mention this…


PS: No Offence to anyone


rest is cool…

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thanx 4 sharing…
God bless u…


Alf Allah Chunmbay Di Booti…Mere Maan Vich Murshad Lai Huu..
Naffi Asbaat Da Paani Mallaya…Har Raggay HarJai Huu
[Sultan Bahuu]…

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Anyone want to complete this?

You know a person is Rani when…

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Hey aishA SHUT AND BEHAVE....i didn't personally attacked you or anybody...you are stooping extremely low.

P.S. The thread to start abusing Sikhs was started by your newly found brothers and sisters, Please use your brain if u have any.

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haha LOL dervaish bhai

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… so your intezaar is khatam now coz RANI is BACK with a BIG BANG!

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O by the way RANI dont u think what you said should be included in SARDAR jokes:

Has no sense of humor or any ethnic jokes

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** Of all the things I’ve lost^^^I miss my MIND the most!**

O by the way RANI dont u think what you said should be included in SARDAR jokes:

Most civilized people joke about themselves not about others...i think i tried to explain that to you in the other thread.

Tell us Pakistani jokes, muslim jokes and jokes about muslim punjabis....joking about community that is not part of your country is racist and makes no sense only exposes your narrow mindedness...u have no knowledge of Sikhs and u have been taught to hate them by your community because Sikhs fought for religious freedom.

[This message has been edited by Rani (edited March 17, 2001).]

yes rani its true indeed..we are taught to hate the sikhs..we hate the sikhs hahaha..what are u gonna do rani?? we are gonna tell u tons of sardar jokes..sardars are so dumb lol..rani u still havnt told me..why johny lever always looked at his watch in kuch kuch hota hai hahaha lol..dumb rani

this man sees a sardar and says to him are u relaxing?

and the sardar goes no i am Karak singh.

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mindless & sheraaz kyun changaari ko hawa daitay ho, baaz aa jao

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