"You bet our boys will get home the World Cup!" Extremely Funny

Oh God! This is such a funny article of some dude living in Delhi who believes India will win the World Cup. Funny part is Hindustan Times stuck it on their frontpage as if it’s some top story news, making a break through. :hehe:

**“You bet our boys will get home the World Cup!” **](http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/181_140376,001100010001.htm)
January 17

Given the Indian cricket team’s dismal performance against the Kiwis, one can’t help but laugh away the prediction that our boys will get home the World Cup this year.

“Laugh all you want to now, it is me who will have the last laugh,” says the Delhi-based astrologer Naresh Kumar ‘Dabbuji’ with a thump. What’s more, Dabbuji is even prepared to go through a litmus test. This is what he has to say:

Team’s performance: Indian cricket team’s luck took a positive turn on January 7 with a rise in the position of the Sun. On February 11, the stars will change completely with Jupiter coming into the House of Sun. Then on, the Indian team will win almost all the matches.

The batting line will put up challenging scores, touching over 300 in matches against Namibia and Pakistan. And though, no win would come as a cakewalk exactly, the match to watch out for is one with the Aussies. It would be nothing less than a battle of nerves and the last over would see some extremely tense moments.

In the final game, India will bat second.

Players: The sad bit is that the position of Mars is such that it will affect the health of all three of our leading batsmen - Sourav Ganguly, Sachin Tendulkar and Rahul Dravid and somewhere down the line one of them would either have to sit out or would not be able to deliver his best.

Tendulkar’s individual performance would be in a league of its own, at least till his health will give him its due support. Moreover, the Little Master’s stars are such that just his presence in the team will act as a major boost. Both his Sun and Saturn are placed in a position that will compliment the horoscope of the entire squad.

Ganguly should wear Ruby and Neelam; that will help him in getting back to his form. As for Dravid, except for one or two matches, he would find himself behind the stumps most of the times.

Virender Sehwag and Javagal Srinath will emerge as the star players of the tournament. In fact, the planetary arrangement in the horoscopes of Srinath and Zahir Khan indicates that the World Cup time would prove to be the golden period for both the players.

Sanjay Bangar needs to be careful though; chances of grievous injuries are high in his horoscope.

Here is the bet!
Just wait till March 1, and you will know if you can bet on my predictions for the World Cup. In its match against Pakistan on March 1, India will bat first and win the game in style. Watch out for it.

After reading this article, I went straight to bet365.com and put $100 on India. Thanks Dabbuji.

LOL

Let me congratulate them in advance for winning the world cup.

Re: "You bet our boys will get home the World Cup!" Extremely Funny

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Ganguly should wear Ruby and Neelam; that will help him in getting back to his form.

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i know neelam from the indian film industry....
now who is ruby????

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my my my

someone go tell him that Ganguly will look “Princess of Kolkata” rather than “Prince of Kolkata” with Ruby and Neelam :slight_smile:

How about a bindya, jhumka and payaal ? I bet Shoaib Akhter’s over will be equiped with 15 no and wide balls (u can tell by nature of shoaib he has soft infact v soft corner for pretty ladies). McGrath will be simply speach less and Murli will propose him right away with a ring and 2 tickets of Vegas in his pocket :wink:

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hahaha :hehe::rotfl::hehe:

LOL …This is jus toooooo funny! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

watz funny:confused:
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agar bili apne khawab mai cheechray dekh rahi hai tou dekhne dou:)

the astrologist realized that the indian team needs some motivation ahead of the world games

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People with a weak heart, please dont read this....

According to a saying of Nostradamus-

"The prince shall have one foot tied. Fearsome to his enemies, he shall make his sail rebound.Having joined battle with people of Africa Moon shining, little great one led off. The stone in the tree, the proud nation restored"

Meaning : The prince ( Sachin ) will be injured before the World Cup but he will come back. He will play among the people of African continent and the little one ( again Sachin) will lead India to victory. And then the proud India will rejoice in winning the world cup( stone in the tree).

i heard something similar from some indian astrologers in '99, just make sure you have a money back guarantee!!

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*Originally posted by TUMS: *
i heard something similar from some indian astrologers in '99, just make sure you have a money back guarantee!!
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charge it on CC and then dispute the transaction later on :)