You are soo UGLY Jokes:D

Ask99 · June 24, 2009, 4:52pm

You are so Ugly Jokes:

You’re so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.

You’re so ugly, your doctor is a vet.

If ugliness was a crime, you’d get the electric chair.

You were so ugly at birth, your parents named you **** Happens

You’re so ugly, your mate won’t have to worry about birth control… your face will do just fine.

Your girl is so ugly, you gave her a hickey and got a mouthful of fur.

You’re so ugly, when you look in the mirror your reflection turns to stone.

You’re so ugly, when you sit in the sand the cats try to bury you

^^ that is the best one I like..

You’re so ugly, you could model for death threats.

You’re so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.

InToXiCaTeD · June 24, 2009, 4:59pm

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good ones

Monk · June 24, 2009, 5:12pm

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hahahahahaahahah

funniest thing I read in like to years.

K337 · June 24, 2009, 8:27pm

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Sidra_1 · June 24, 2009, 9:21pm

Hahhahahah this one is my favorite !!!

NightVision · June 24, 2009, 11:17pm

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You’re so ugly, you could model for death threats.

You’re so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.

You’re so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror.

You’re so ugly, you can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.

You’re so ugly, when your mother went into labor the doctors went on strike.

You’re so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application.

NightVision · June 24, 2009, 11:18pm

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Pak_Fauj_ka_Sipahi · June 27, 2009, 8:02pm

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diwana · June 29, 2009, 1:35am

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lol..

Enya · June 29, 2009, 2:35am

You guys are all so ugly that you enjoyed this truth

Arleitter · June 29, 2009, 3:33pm

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sanadubai · June 29, 2009, 3:43pm

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diwana · June 29, 2009, 11:24pm

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Hey I just made this.

You are so ugly, even the monsters scare their kids of you.

kurripunjaban · June 29, 2009, 11:46pm

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LOL

Enya · June 29, 2009, 11:47pm

I knew you were that scary diwana

diwana · June 29, 2009, 11:53pm

Yep! You are right!

Even a witch rejected my proposal! lol...

zsy345197827 · June 30, 2009, 5:03am

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ha ha

Iksa · June 30, 2009, 8:11am

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hahaha

sweefs · June 30, 2009, 11:29pm

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this brings back memories of me and nemo dissing each other.

nemoooooo

Lafanter · July 1, 2009, 2:12am

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i dont find em funny, :no:

worst then a punjabi stage drama swearing, what is up with u ppl
or may be i m getting crazy cause every one else liking it