Re: …You Are Invited…
Tou tum moti ko khud lift kar lo 
reminds me of a funny incident. We were having fun at the holi festival with our indian friends and there was this fat paki chick there too. We, guys, were lifting girls one by one and throwing them in the pool and girls would get together and lift a guy and throw the guy in the pool. So I tried to lift this paki girl but she kept saying nahi nahi 
I was like shhhhh, lemme try. So I picked her up but she got scared and erected and then rolled out of my hands and fell 
She was embarrassed, but I told her to stay calm and then finally lifted her. Shukar hai my back bone didn’t break 