- There is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them.
You make tea in a saucepan.
You never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it.
You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes.
You have a “Singer Brother” sewing machine at home.
Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesn’t
talk to her for ten years.
You call an older person you’ve never met before “uncle”.
You hide everything from your parents.
Your mother does everything for you if you are male…SO TRUE
You do all the housework and cooking if you are female…SO SO SO SO SO TRUE
>>Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
Everyone is a family friend.
Everyone always called you for help on homework.
You read law, medicine or engineering at university.
You were thick so you read computer science or business studies instead.
You know no one who has read music.
17 You went to a university as far away from home as possible.
You still came back home to live with your parents after you had finished…**
**>>
Your best friend got married at the age of 16…
You only make telephone calls after 6pm.
You like the meat well done.
You eat onions with everything.
You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup.
You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
You say you hate Indian films(/songs) but secretly watch(/hear)
them with your parents.You teach Westerners swearwords in Panjabi.
You order Indian food in your own Panjabi to impress the people
you’re with but the waiters don’t understand
you.You
avoid public places when with a member of the opposite sex,
especially if there is an acquaintance within a 250 miles radius.You always say “open the light” instead of “turn the light on”. **<<<< my cousins say that **>>30. You secure your baggage with a rope.
You’re walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport
and you see all twenty-five members of your
family who have come to pick you up.You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage
that is just 80 lbs overweight.You go back to your parents’ country and people treat you like
a member of the royal family.You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of
how he had to walk miles barefoot just get to
school.Your Dad drives a Nissan **<<<<< again, my cousins!! **36. You’re rich so he drives a Mercedes
(For females) You’re parents would freak out if you wore
a crop top baring your midriff but wearing a sari is
perfectly acceptable.(For females) Your brother had no curfew while you had to be
home at 11pm.You are ALWAYS taking off and putting on your shoes wherever
you go.When you were little you always wondered why your English
friends waited until after breakfast to brush their teeth when you
did it first thing in the morning.Tongue scrapers are not a new thing to you.
To your English friends, oil is used purely for cooking and not
as a grooming aid.When your English friends cringe at the thought of their
parents in bed, you wonder how odd it would be to see
your parents get within one foot of each other.Your parents have nicknames but only because people they work
with just stop when trying to read their names.You have annoying nicknames
like “Chotu” or “Chicku”.Your parents call all your friends “Beta” whether they are
Indian or not <<<<<<<<<<< so true!!If you aren’t married and you turn 25, your parents start
wringing their hands and proclaim that it’s too late you
have never met half of your extended family.Your mother measures wealth in gold and diamonds.
Your parents drink 6 cups of tea a day.
Your friends could not explain your religion to someone if they
tried.In the smallest of subcompact cars, you still can’t see over
the wheel without a phone book. WITH the phone book, you can’t
reach the pedals.You have cousins you have never met, whose names you don’t
know, but who insist they’re related to you,
even though they bear NO resemblance to anyone YOU know.Your parents push the concept of an arranged marriage on you
and try and
demonstrate how well it works
whenever they’re not fighting.Your parents compare you to all of their friends’ kids.
The second you pull out of someone’s driveway, your parent’s
start
talking about them.At least once a week your mum says, “I want to go to India”.
No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming
over for a visit.Your parents worry what other people will think if you’re not
going to be a doctor/lawyer/engineer.It is cheaper in PAKISTAN
does that mean i am not a desi…