You are Desi if......

[SheeN]

You are Desi if…

1. When there is a sale on toilet papers, you buy 100 rolls.
2. You use dishwasher as a dish rack.
3. You save grocery bags, mostly to hold garbage.
4. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
5. You majored in Engineering, Computer Science, or Medicine.
6. No one you’re related to is a music major.
7. When you go to a dance party, you stand close to the wall surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool.
8. You feel like you got a good deal if you didn’t pay tax.
9. You always look phone numbers up the Yellow/White page rather than making a 411 call.
10. You only make long distance calls after 11 pm.
11. You like the meat well done.
12. You’ve joined a CD club at least once.
13. You avoid motels especially if there is an acquaintance within 250-mile radius of your destination.
14. You have a box of tissue or a towel in your car.
15. The car you own is most likely a Camry , Accord or dodge caravan.
16. When you dine out (very rarely) you think that $1 is a good tip.
17. You head towards the clearance section as soon as you walk into a store.
18. Your favorite brandname is “IRREGULAR”.
19. A pungent odor of spices hits as soon as someone enters your home.
20. You call fluoroscent lights “tube lights” and a flashlight a “torch”.
21. When you travel to your country you tie up your luggage with a rope to keep it from opening apart.
22. You get very upset when the airline agent refuse to accept ur luggage which is just 60 pounds overweight.
23. You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you a story of how he had to walk two miles barefoot just to get to school.
24. You call an older person you never met before “uncle”.
25. When your parents meet a stranger and talk for a few minutes, you discover he is your distant cousin

:halo:

[Ali_M_Rafiq]

Re: You are Desi if......

aww man... im true desi lol

[Stomp]

Re: You are Desi if......

Thats what Urdu speaking non Punjabi Desi's do.

[Krypton]

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ol but funnnyy

seen it on myspace too

[nstar777]

Re: You are Desi if…

@SheeN

You are Desi if…

1. When there is a sale on toilet papers, you buy 100 rolls.
2. You use dishwasher as a dish rack.
3. You save grocery bags, mostly to hold garbage.
4. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
5. You majored in Engineering, Computer Science, or Medicine.
6. No one you’re related to is a music major.
7. When you go to a dance party, you stand close to the wall surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool.
8. You feel like you got a good deal if you didn’t pay tax.
9. You always look phone numbers up the Yellow/White page rather than making a 411 call.
10. You only make long distance calls after 11 pm.
11. You like the meat well done.
12. You’ve joined a CD club at least once.
13. You avoid motels especially if there is an acquaintance within 250-mile radius of your destination.
14. You have a box of tissue or a towel in your car.
15. The car you own is most likely a Camry , Accord or dodge caravan.
16. When you dine out (very rarely) you think that $1 is a good tip.
17. You head towards the clearance section as soon as you walk into a store.
18. Your favorite brandname is “IRREGULAR”.
19. A pungent odor of spices hits as soon as someone enters your home.
20. You call fluoroscent lights “tube lights” and a flashlight a “torch”.
21. When you travel to your country you tie up your luggage with a rope to keep it from opening apart.
22. You get very upset when the airline agent refuse to accept ur luggage which is just 60 pounds overweight.
23. You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you a story of how he had to walk two miles barefoot just to get to school.
24. You call an older person you never met before “uncle”.
25. When your parents meet a stranger and talk for a few minutes, you discover he is your distant cousin

:halo:

You missed an important one

You pick your nose very consciencously while stopping at a red light

[Hum_Hain_Lajawab]

Re: You are Desi if…

You are also Desi if you open a thread like this …j/k sheeN

[KhuShi786]

Re: You are Desi if......

@Stomp

Thats what Urdu speaking non Punjabi Desi's do.

lol...true.....

that stupid list doesnt relate to me ..except a few things

[Khumar]

Re: You are Desi if......

:(

[Hum_Hain_Lajawab]

Re: You are Desi if......

^ Tumhe kya hua.

[_paki_pride]

Re: You are Desi if…

omg thas so tru:cb:

[phoenix51]

Re: You are Desi if......

20) You call fluoroscent lights "tube lights" and a flashlight a "torch".

Errrm I think u have to English (ie. from UK) to do this... :)

Also, you missed:

Household items bought 20 years ago, still have their plastic covering on them to keep them looking new

You store clothes in suitcases on top your wardrobe

Your house has an extension built at the back - which is used to store household junk like broken lamps, broken bikes, broken TVs well - broken anything really :)

Will add more if I think of any

:)

[shizadi]

Re: You are Desi if......

lol. im sure all desi's can relate to a few things on that list.

p.s- Dont forget this one:

You order a small drink at a restaraunt because you know the refill is free. :)

[Prince_Ali]

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[Hum_Hain_Lajawab]

Re: You are Desi if......

@shizadi

lol. im sure all desi's can relate to a few things on that list.

p.s- Dont forget this one:

You order a small drink at a restaraunt because you know the refill is free. :)

lol....funny but I have seen everyone do that, not just desis. So desis in particular cannot be the case here.

[bellarie]

Re: You are Desi if......

Thats what Urdu speaking non Punjabi Desi's do.
Don't confuse me for a simpleton Urdu speaking non Punjabi. My Countdown*Counting down to:* My Spacial day
72days 11hours 28minutes

this is written by Mr. Stomp or BABAYE ANGREZI as somebody mentioned ...he is the guy who was making fun of his girlfriend's poor english grammar and spellings who happens to hail from a pakistani village in one of his threads, showing a letter written by that girl's friend, advocating that girl's love for this guy...now, anybody can see the way he spelled special which he written as SPACIAL in the countdown part...

[bellarie]

Re: You are Desi if......

@Stomp

Thats what Urdu speaking non Punjabi Desi's do.

yes, and a non-Urdu speaking Punjabi Desis eat fish and chips, drink voda on friday nights and make fun of their girlfriends', who happen to be from a pakistani village, letters...

[bellarie]

Re: You are Desi if…

@SheeN

You are Desi if…

1. When there is a sale on toilet papers, you buy 100 rolls.
2. You use dishwasher as a dish rack.
3. You save grocery bags, mostly to hold garbage.
4. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
5. You majored in Engineering, Computer Science, or Medicine.
6. No one you’re related to is a music major.
7. When you go to a dance party, you stand close to the wall surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool.
8. You feel like you got a good deal if you didn’t pay tax.
9. You always look phone numbers up the Yellow/White page rather than making a 411 call.
10. You only make long distance calls after 11 pm.
11. You like the meat well done.
12. You’ve joined a CD club at least once.
13. You avoid motels especially if there is an acquaintance within 250-mile radius of your destination.
14. You have a box of tissue or a towel in your car.
15. The car you own is most likely a Camry , Accord or dodge caravan.
16. When you dine out (very rarely) you think that $1 is a good tip.
17. You head towards the clearance section as soon as you walk into a store.
18. Your favorite brandname is “IRREGULAR”.
19. A pungent odor of spices hits as soon as someone enters your home.
20. You call fluoroscent lights “tube lights” and a flashlight a “torch”.
21. When you travel to your country you tie up your luggage with a rope to keep it from opening apart.
22. You get very upset when the airline agent refuse to accept ur luggage which is just 60 pounds overweight.
23. You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you a story of how he had to walk two miles barefoot just to get to school.
24. You call an older person you never met before “uncle”.
25. When your parents meet a stranger and talk for a few minutes, you discover he is your distant cousin

:halo:

but really, this IS true

[FrozenFire]

Re: You are Desi if......

some of the things in that list actually relate to me.. and they're mean to write...

[SheeN]

Re: You are Desi if…

@Hum_Hain_Lajawab

You are also Desi if you open a thread like this …j/k sheeN

[Saqi_the_angel]

Re: You are Desi if…

@Hum_Hain_Lajawab

You are also Desi if you open a thread like this …j/k sheeN

110% agree with you..

Look who they are slagging their own fathers or gr8 grandfather no one else…