There are these two guys named Arif and Kashif. They were best friends and were so obsessed with Cricket that they would go to every game and analyze every scoreboard. They even promised each other that when one of them goes to heaven, the deceased one would come back to earth and tell the other whether there was Cricket in heaven or not.
One night Kashif dies in his sleep after watching a Sharja Cricket Cup Tournament – Pakistan won, so at least he died a happy man. The next day Kashif returns to earth to see his friend.
“Hey, Arif.”
“Kashif, is it really you?”
“Hey, I told you I’d be back to tell you what’s up. And, you know Arif, there’s good news and bad news.”
“Okay. What’s the good news?”
“There is Cricket in heaven!”
“The bad news?”
“You’re opening in a match tonight.”
