You are sure to be a desi (Pakistani or Indian) IF …
- You save grocery bags, mostly to hold garbage.
- You majored in Engineering, Computer Science, or Medicine.
- No one you’re related to is a music major.
- You feel like you got a good deal if you didn’t pay tax.
- You always look up phone numbers in the Yellow/White pages to avoid making a 411 call.
- You only make long distance calls after 11 pm.
- You avoid motels especially if there is an acquaintance within 250-mile radius of your destination.
- You have a box of tissue or a towel in your car.
- The car you own is most likely a Camry or Accord.
- When you dine out (very rarely) you think that $1 is a good tip.
- Your favorite brandname is “IRREGULAR”.
- You call fluoroscent lights “tube lights” and a flashlight a “torch”.
- When you travel to your country, you tie up your luggage with rope to keep it from opening apart.
- You get very upset when the airline agent refuse to accept ur luggage which is just 60 pounds overweight.
- You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you a story of how he had to walk two miles barefoot just to get to school.
- You call an older person you never met before “uncle”.
- If female, your mother’s sole pleasure in life is planning for your arrainged marriage.
- When your parents meet a stranger and talk for a few minutes, you discover that he is your distant cousin.
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