Yo mama so ugly she walked into Taco Bell and everybody ran
for the border.
Yo momma so ugly even ALIEN face huggers run away from her!
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the
phone!
Yo momma so ugly her dentist treats her by mail!
Yo momma so ugly HER DOCTOR IS A VET.
Yo momma so ugly her face is closed on weekends!
Yo momma so ugly her face is like a melted willy.
Yo momma so ugly her momma had to be drunk to breast feed
her.
Yo momma so ugly her momma had to feed her with a sling shot.
Yo momma so ugly her vibrator turned limp!
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the
pound.
Yo momma so ugly I’ve seen cow pies I’d rather do it with.
Yo momma so ugly if she joined an ugly contest, they’d say
‘Sorry, no.’
Yo momma so ugly if ugly were bricks she’d have her own
projects!
Yo momma so ugly it looks like she sleeps on a bed of
nails, FACE DOWN!
Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly she could be the poster child for
abortion/birth control!
Yo momma so ugly she could scare a hungry wolf off a meat
truck.
Yo momma so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
Yo momma so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for
Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly she had a face that would sink a thousand
ships.
Yo momma so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breast
feed it!
Yo momma so ugly she had to sneak up on a glass of water.
Yo momma so ugly she had to wear two bags…in case one
breaks.
Yo momma so ugly she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
Yo momma so ugly she has to sneak up on a hurricane to catch
a breeze.
Yo momma so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone.
Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a
scarecrow.
Yo momma so ugly she just got a job at the airport, sniffing
for drugs
Yo momma so ugly she looks like a Bulldog licking piss off
a thistle.
Yo momma so ugly she looks like she’s been bobbing for
French fries!
Yo momma so ugly she looks like the elephant man chewing
on a wasp.
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested
for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo momma so ugly she makes YOU look good!
Yo momma so ugly she practices birth control by leaving the
lights on!
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath and the water
jumped out.
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma so ugly she went in the woods and Bigfoot took
pictures of HER…
Yo momma so ugly she’d make a freight train take a dirt road.
Yo momma so ugly she’d scare a buzzard off a gut wagon.
Yo momma so ugly she’s the cover girl for iodine.
Yo momma so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her!
Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own
projects.
Yo momma so ugly that when she looks at a glass of milk, it
turns to cheese.
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her
birthday!
Yo momma so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
Yo momma so ugly the tide won’t even take her out.
Yo momma so ugly there’s a better face on the iodine bottle.
Yo momma so ugly they changed her name to DAAAAAAAAAMN.
Yo momma so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her
shower!
Yo momma so ugly they only wanted her feet for the freak
show.
Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip
joints.
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make
gorilla cookies.
Yo momma so ugly they put her in dough and made monster
cookies!
Yo momma so ugly they threw her away and kept the afterbirth.
Yo momma so ugly when she cries the tears run up her face.
Yo momma so ugly when she goes to the beach, the tide won’t
come in!
Yo momma so ugly WHEN SHE SITS IN THE SAND the cat tries to
bury him.
Yo momma so ugly when she walk by the bathroom the toilet
flushes by itself.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks in the bank they TURN OFF
THE CAMERAS.
Yo momma so ugly when she was born the windows of her
incubator were tinted.
Yo momma so ugly when she was born, the doctor slapped HER
momma!
Yo momma so ugly when she went to jump in the lake, the lake
jumped back!
Yo momma so ugly when you look up Ugly in the dictionary it
has her picture.
Yo momma so ugly you could tell the face, only 'cuz it had
ears.
grow up.
Girl you are older than me yet so immature...
haha i rememba these back in my skool days!!
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*Originally posted by Ums: *
haha i rememba these back in my skool days!!
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tsk you actually participated in this junk!