Yo Mama So Ugly, her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.
yo mama so stupid, when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, “Wow, it comes with cable too!”
yo mama so fat, when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
yo mama so old, she’s got the first autographed Koran.
yo mama, got so much hair on her chest that her Breasts remind me of Coconuts…
ok come with a different joke and submit.
try not to copy any jokes
Re: Yo Mama Jokes, dont repeat same jokes
This is going to be moved to the jokes section.
and btw you're far too late. I already opened a thread for yo mama jokes a while back, and it flourished like crazy. Yours doesn't stand a chance.
But, if you can't beat em, join em. I believe this should be merged with my ancient yo mama jokes thread.
Re: Yo Mama Jokes, dont repeat same jokes
i gave you guys the easy jokes,
i have thousands more waiting for you to start.
Re: Yo Mama Jokes, dont repeat same jokes
i refuse to play along in this immature game of yo mama jokes. 
my thread was cooler anyways.
sigh…
only a matter of time before this is moved to the jokes section anyways.. 
Re: Yo Mama Jokes, dont repeat same jokes
whats with the hostilities, have i offended you by not returning your bike 
Re: Yo Mama Jokes, dont repeat same jokes
i dont know any "ur momma" jokes im not mean like some ppl....hmmmph!
Re: Yo Mama Jokes, dont repeat same jokes
shuttttttttt upppppppppp i got it back anyways
and no i’m not being hostile, i’m just saying the thread ideas already been taken 
Re: Yo Mama Jokes, dont repeat same jokes
it goes like this, look out your window. and see your neighbours mom
then just add “yo mama” to whatever you see
Re: Yo Mama Jokes, dont repeat same jokes
Uh - There's a jokes forum too, you know.
Re: Yo Mama Jokes, dont repeat same jokes
haha see danial what’d i say mannnn.
Re: Yo Mama Jokes, dont repeat same jokes
thank you sir,