~~YO Mama Jokes Competition~~

hijabi_17 · May 26, 2006, 1:42pm

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yea thatz cheating yaar

retroguy02 · February 12, 2007, 1:37am

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My jokes anyway:

Yo mama smell so bad she made an onion cry
Yo mama so fat that her clothes are designed by a civil engineer, and the zippers of her clothes are in fact elevators
Yo mama was the most important reason cuz of which earthquake-proof buildings need to be built

phatima · February 12, 2007, 1:50am

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** So far I've found two inappropriate jokes in this thread, which I have edited. If I find one more, this thread will be locked. **

sweefs · February 12, 2007, 9:37am

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ahahah ……komals jokes werr so funnyy

retroguy02 · February 14, 2007, 4:44pm

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More jokes from me:

Yo mama is so fat that King Kong was afraid to marry her
Yo mama is so ugly that every time a pig looks at her it cries with joy
Yo mama so broke that when she had give the grocer 50c, she ripped part of her $1000 check

sweetpoison · February 16, 2007, 1:41am

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** Yo Mama so fat when she sit down we have to add another country to the ***map:D *

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and nearly pissed her pants:CareBear:

sweetpoison · February 16, 2007, 2:24am

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**Yo Mama so fat , dat when she jumps in Atlantic Occean, she is the only thing left in it… **

Yo mama soo Ugly dat when Godzilla met her on Blind Date
He said O Hell NO:omg:

farishta2 · February 16, 2007, 2:38am

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Gosh, these are sooooooo funny...i could not stop laughing.... good job guys..keep posting more jokes..

retroguy02 · February 16, 2007, 3:01am

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koolkomal · February 16, 2007, 3:13am

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omg this thread bringz back MEMORIEzzzz:balley:

shoaib_akhter · February 16, 2007, 4:44am

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dis thread is back

sweetpoison · February 16, 2007, 4:55am

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:whistling

patriotic_munda · February 22, 2007, 2:11am

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your mamma is so dumb she thought quater back was a change back.

sorry, need ta know nfl for that

canpaki · February 22, 2007, 2:37am

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yo mama…is my aunty…

slim_mo · February 22, 2007, 1:32pm

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Yo mamma is so broke, burglars break into your house and leave you money.

Yo mamma's so fat she rolled over in bed and killed your dad.

slim_mo · February 22, 2007, 1:35pm

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Lolz

My vote goes to this one, the best so far,

~*~YO Mama Jokes Competition~*~