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Yo mommas so thin-she uses a rubber band for a tube top!
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Yo momma is so lazy shes has a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in the grocery store and starved!
Yo momma so stupid she said she tripped over the cordless phone!
Yo momma so skinny she hula hoops with a froot loop!
Yo momma so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat when she went to the movies-she at next to EVERYONE!
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komal, ur on a roll girl…
according to my judging - she’s hoverin at the top right now cuz i laughed pretty hard at hers.
yo momas so studious she studies for goin to lunch
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Yo momma so ugly when she went to the supermarket the cameras turned around.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the beach, Greenpeace said go back in the water.
Yo Mamma's teeth are so yellow the sun is jealous
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yo moma's so clean she sanitizes her hands before takin a shower
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Yo momma so fat that when she walked by the TV I missed three commercials
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yo moma's so fat when she jumps rope, they evacuate the area.
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YO momma is so ugly dat she got a $50 fine for looking out side da windows.
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yo mama so fat that when i asked her for her weight, i thought she was giving me her telephone number
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yo mama so fat that she got her own zip code
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yo mama so fat that a freeway is a slide for her
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yo mama so fat that when she walked out side with a yellow raincoat people started calling "taxi"...
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Yo momma’s so ugly when she joined the ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals”
Yo mammas so fat she has to wear two watches cuz she takes up 2 timezones:omg:
ill give more later:)
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yo moma’s so skinny she uses dental floss for her shoe laces.
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yo moma is so fat ..that she is even fatter than my mom!
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daniyal… no copy paste baita..!! :nono:
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no copy paste. this is a competition.