Pebble not meeting your needs? The Basis knows just a little too much about you for your comfort? Is the Metawatch too ****? Well then meet the Hot Watch, out of Dallas. The company just launched the product on Kickstarter, and though the campaign is mostly bull **** (with arguments like: “your phone is too expensive to risk taking out of your pocket”), the product seems to be pretty fly for a new guy… in the smart watch space. I’m funny, dammit. Laugh!