Yet another Gem Stones from Sardar Jee...

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X.

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
Sardar wrote: ’ Beautiful Red Underware’
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror.
Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!

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boringggggggggggg
heard all of them before , though not necessarily sardarjee characters

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*lol :) *

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LOLLLLLLL HAHAHAAH those are some pretty good ones pal. :hehe:

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Phati you are my pal :hugz:
You are the only one who laughs at my jokes :crying:

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There was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters.

They were planning for a free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point,

"Oh...we'll take Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"

That was a tough one indeed. Banta Singh had a brainwave...

"No problem! We'll attack Amrika, it would take over us and then

we would become a State of USA and develop automatically."

All the surds became happy with this very simple solution but an old surd

was not. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy.

The old surd replied, "THAT'S ALL VERY WELL...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY

CHANCE

WE TOOK OVER AMRIKA???"

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:omg:

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What if Sundar Lal Chaddi jee becomes prezidant of amreeka :eek:
Surinder Kaur will be the first lady :hmmm:

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lol @ all of them. never heard them.

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:cb: