Yet Again

danial · January 3, 2007, 2:08am

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HI back orphy,

say hi when you are not compelled too as well

COCO · January 3, 2007, 2:11am

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He see that the 80 year old lady had a 60 year old daughter…who looked just like her mom..and then finally some hope..started to build up in danny’s heart..after all..he was the lover boy..who loved chicks..!
She said"mom told me that you would help me with something.." ..US almost tripped over AQ..who was sitting on the floor trying to clean up the mess..
Danny ran into his room and sprayed himself with..some perfume..after all things were getting better and better for him..

AQ · January 3, 2007, 2:14am

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a chupkali (lizard) was sleeping in the pateeli… danny got mad and tell the chupkali… “oye satyaanaas manhoos maari! yehi jaggah milli thee tujhaY”

chupkali opens one eye and replies with lazyness

AchaY Eisaa ho mareezoN kaa khiyaaL achaa hai
Woh alag haath maiN rakhaa hai (poitning towards milk) jo maaL achaa hai

buss phir kiyaaa thaa Danny kaY haathoN peroN kaY totaY, chiRay aur chiRyaaN subb uRR gaye… aur…

AnGeL_EyEs · January 3, 2007, 2:15am

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looks like i missed many stories

danial · January 3, 2007, 2:16am

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k no laughing, now i frekin like the damn story.

fghd · January 3, 2007, 2:20am

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I love it

aur kaway waheen kay waheen baithay reh gaye and then danial said,* “wah ray chupkili .. teri bnhi kiya qismat hai. . . kawa tou yaheen reh gaya .. lagta hai aaj koi mehmaan aanay wala hai. . touN apni khair mana . . tera salan aur soup pilaoun ga!” *

Phone rings, trrrrrrring trrrrrringgggg trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrinnngggg, AQ runs upto the phone and answers it . . .

COCO · January 3, 2007, 2:21am

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AQ..was busy as today he decided to make haleem and kebabs..Danny wanted to take some food over to the neighbours..and told AQ to tone it downa bit as they had ulcers…and couldn,t eat spicey stuff…:o
AQ..agreed as he too wanted Danny to move on with his life..Us had gone to get some fresh tomatoes and desi chickens..

fghd · January 3, 2007, 2:22am

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no its actually a continuation of one story .. u can read it from post 75

UZ · January 3, 2007, 2:22am

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i love this story:)

AQ · January 3, 2007, 2:24am

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on the other side was the 60 years old daughter of 80 years old neighbour who was just born a few posts above by COCO :aq:

She informs AQ: “Aik parinda hamaaraY swimming pool kaY fountain par beThaa hai aur taraazu uss kaY aik haath maiN hai aur woh dono palRon maiN panaY par daalaY unhaiN tol rahaa hai”

AQ kee khushi kee intehaa naa rahi… dono palRon maiN par daal kar tolnaY waalaa muhaavraa aaj apni mubaarak aankhoN say dekhnaY ko milnaY waalaa thaa… He calls danny boy… tells him that they are going to visit the 80 years old mehbooba’s home… danny replied:

danial · January 3, 2007, 2:25am

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60 years old daughter born few posts above coco’s. hahahaha

hurry damn it, what’s taking so long with the story,

i had like 4 cig’s already

fghd · January 3, 2007, 2:25am

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… danny replied, " nahee nahee yeh shadi nahee ho sakti" meanwhile Uncle stalker and AQ went out that all of a sudden . . .

AnGeL_EyEs · January 3, 2007, 2:26am

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oooo im in the story 2?

but why cant i be the jawan 21 yr old

COCO · January 3, 2007, 2:26am

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:CareBear:

fghd · January 3, 2007, 2:26am

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fine we will put u in their too

danial · January 3, 2007, 2:27am

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wait wait, can we stop for a bitt, i gotta go ummmmm,

i gotta go for few minutes. i'llbe back.

AnGeL_EyEs · January 3, 2007, 2:27am

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i believe i was in the story…im the 60 yr old

fghd · January 3, 2007, 2:28am

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danial liked the 80 yr old woman

UZ · January 3, 2007, 2:28am

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ok here is the story
once Danial prayed to ALLAH i never prayed anything in my life i want only two things oALLAH please give me them in my one hand i want the most perfect lady of the world and in another i want the most beautiful house.ameen
his wishes were granted he was in a beautiful house and in his another hand he was with most perfect woman

mother teresa:D (he forgot to wish for the most beautiful)

AQ · January 3, 2007, 2:29am

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danny remembers something…

he jumps from the bed

he keeps jumping and tries to remember what he was forgetting

The 60 years old daughter walks in the room and blushingly she points at one corner of the room.. danny looks on that side and sees a sign hanging on the door: “Men’s Room” … and then he realized what he was forgetting… he rushes towards that place while the door bell rings…