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Emma (with a prefix of Daadi) .. I am not an uncle 
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yeah mang lets get her.
where is unclie. i gots to tell him somethin 
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achaawwwwwwwwwwww?
should I continue? 
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seeeeee 
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what i do? 
emmy khala aap ko baja bhi bajana aata hai?
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let me do the honour..
when danny opened the door, he found that 80 years old grand ma neigbour in front of him… danny aankhoN maiN piyaar bhar kar bolaa “jaanu! kiyaa naam hai janaab kaa?” jawaab milaa “teri Emma” !!!
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“oh my god first time ever i’m laughing so hard my stomach is hurting”
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… danial stood at his door with phatti eyes that all of a sudden US asked, “oyeee kiya qurbani kay bakray jaisi shakal bana kar khara hai .. ki hoya?” Danial was still! He wasnt even blinkin. . finally then AQ got up to see who is it . . when he saw who it is … he said with a smirk, *“oh danny ki aunty aye hain” US stared at AQ and was like, * “WHA? WHO?” AQ said, *“o hoo 80 yr old neigbor baba!” *
Next thing they heard danial singing at the door, *" woh jo aye hamaray ghar khuda ki Qudrat hai, Kabhi ham Unn ko daikhtay hain .. tou buss unn hi ko daikhtay hain *:love: "
When AQ heard that he interrupted sayin, "bhai jaan aap uss 80 saal ki aurat par reham kay saath saath hamari urdu par bhi shafqat farmayein!" AQ then mumbled, “aajatay hain pata nahee kahan say!” 
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yeh meri copy ki hai 
no other person on this earth can b EMM that woman lied btw funny thing i almost typed the same thing without readin ur reply 
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see, i was not that off :)
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. . . Danial then finally snapped out and asked old lady to join him for a lunch. She smiled at him and said, " ofcourse son I would love to but I came here to tell you that u r very loud when u laugh.. can u plz keep it down?" Danial once again started to drown in the depth of 80 yr old lady’s voice and smiled back at her with :love:. US finally got up and walked upto the door, apologizing for noise they were making and then closed the door. Danial, standing there for a moment then asked US with sadness in his voice,* “did she just call me SON!?”
US 'oh did she?"* AQ started to do this - - - > 
in a back
Danial’s heart ripped apart . . . he marched into his room and started to cry on his pillow! He cried n cried all night thinkin world is over now .. HIS world is over now. . . There was a knock on his door .. when he opened the door he sees . . .
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damn you, meray pheechay kion per gayee woh 80 sall wali,
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he sees doodh walaa.. he gets annoyed... and asked him why he always comes that early in the morning... kiyaa pichlaY janam maiN Murghaa thaa??
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aik upon a time, there were three uncles. AQ/Danial Shah n Uncle stalkery. They lived together in one apartment. AQ always cooked chicken achar and uncle stalkery always wandered about his moochein and danial loved to hit on his 80 yr old lady on a wheelchair who happened to be his neighbor.
They were havin lunch , which was obviously cooked by AQ, and all of a sudden AQ said, “larkouN mai aaj aik kaam ki baat batata houN” Danial interrupted, " yo don’t dare start ur difficult urdu with me. I aint gettin’ ur tough lingo over here man!" Danny then looks over to US and say, “I got a good joke mang! should I bring it on?” US replied, " does that involve my mooch?" Danial “ofcourse man!” US,“* ok then bring it on!*” AQ quietly watched both of them while they were laughin at their own joke without knowing wat kind a joke it is. AQ then got up and said, " aaj khana bohut mazay ka thaa MashaAllah, kiss nay pakaya hai?" Danial, *" oh that 80 yr old lady next door *:love: "
That all of a sudden they hear knock knock on their door. Danny got up and asked, “who is it?” no reply and then finally he opens a door . . what he sees put him in a shock!!
… danial stood at his door with phatti eyes that all of a sudden US asked, “oyeee kiya qurbani kay bakray jaisi shakal bana kar khara hai .. ki hoya?” Danial was still! He wasnt even blinkin. . finally then AQ got up to see who is it . . when he saw who it is … he said with a smirk, *“oh danny ki aunty aye hain” US stared at AQ and was like, * “WHA? WHO?” AQ said, *“o hoo 80 yr old neigbor baba!” *
Next thing they heard danial singing at the door, *" woh jo aye hamaray ghar khuda ki Qudrat hai, Kabhi ham Unn ko daikhtay hain .. tou buss unn hi ko daikhtay hain *:love: "
When AQ heard that he interrupted sayin, "bhai jaan aap uss 80 saal ki aurat par reham kay saath saath hamari urdu par bhi shafqat farmayein!" AQ then mumbled, “aajatay hain pata nahee kahan say!”
. . . Danial then finally snapped out and asked old lady to join him for a lunch. She smiled at him and said, " ofcourse son I would love to but I came here to tell you that u r very loud when u laugh.. can u plz keep it down?" Danial once again started to drown in the depth of 80 yr old lady’s voice and smiled back at her with :love:. US finally got up and walked upto the door, apologizing for noise they were making and then closed the door. Danial, standing there for a moment then asked US with sadness in his voice,* “did she just call me SON!?”
US 'oh did she?"* AQ started to do this - - - > in a back
Danial’s heart ripped apart . . . he marched into his room and started to cry on his pillow! He cried n cried all night thinkin world is over now .. HIS world is over now. . . There was a knock on his door .. when he opened the door he sees . . .
( abb mazah aya )
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u wanted a bed time story, didnt u 
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continue,
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Hi EMM. 
I have nothing to say or ask, i was just compelled to say hi to you all of a sudden at this very moment.
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the doodh wala replied, “Nai paa jee.. mai tou gaye thaa 
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Danial then said, " ok yaaarrr just give 3 cups of milk” Doodh wala got three cups n then left. . .
when danial went to kitchen he sees a strange thing . . .
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lol Hi buddy
How are you doing now? enjoyin our little bed time story session 
u can join it too