Ya Allah Madad!!

another vintage one…enjaaaay!

Khan sahab hawai jahaz main safar kar rahay thay keh achanak jahaz main koi kharabee ho gayee aur jahaz girnay laga
Captain: Foran 3 logon kau jahaz say challang laganee paray gee ta keh jahaz crash honay say bach jayay…3 musafir haath utha kar volunteer ho jayain

Aik amriki, aik bartanvi, aur Khan Sahab kharay ho kar emergency door kay paas agayay.
wahan qareeb indian bhee bheta tha…

sab say pehlay amriki nay chalang laqa dee..
amriki: main nain saree zindagee apni biwi say fraud kiya…us kau bata dena keh I’m sorry for that…
aur “GERONIMO!!!” kar keh challang laga dee

Indian musafir nay khoob talee bajayee …“WHATTA HERO HE WAS!!!”

Pher Bartnawi nay…“God save the Queen”! cheekha aur challang laga dee…

Indian musafir nay pher khoob talee bajayee …“WHATTA HERO HE WAS TOO!!!”

Last main Khan sahab kee baree thee…

Unhon idher udher dekha aur

zor daar sher jesee awaaz lagayee… “YA ALLAH MADAD!!!”
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aur paas bethay Indian koh utha kar jahaz say phenk diya…

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hahahaha....

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LOL

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:D

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lol

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:omg:

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lol

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hahaha!

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I remember I had a joke like this..but it was on a ship…and some ppl got annoyed…I even got a PM from a MOD saying these jokes are not allowed :pcg:

Aur ab sab yahan pe hans rahein hai :snooty:

But it is funny :cb: and it was FUNNY then too :barbie:

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:hehe:

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it depends on the poster…:wink:

koiee baat naheen …dil par mat lain aap…

I think MOD is on vacation and even this one will be removed when he/she gets back…